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#1    Eldorado

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:46 PM

A monkey expert's wife has revealed the secret to her husband's success as one of China's top trainers - she breastfeeds his simian students.
Jiao Xinzhen revealed the bizarre method during interviews to promote husband Huang Aiqing's monkey school in Nanyang, Henan province.
http://www.dailymail...et-success.html

Cheeky monkeys.  No wonder they're always grinning.

p.s lol @ 'monkey school'. Graduation Day must be a hoot.

Edited by Eldorado, 05 December 2012 - 12:48 PM.


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Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:48 PM

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:11 PM

That is freaky strange. What is she a walking diary for monkeys. That is so wrong in many ways.


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Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:14 PM

Well, thats... interesting.

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:18 PM

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:24 PM

Women in PNG feed their baby piglets!
http://blogofswine.b...eding-pigs.html

I know monkeys may be our cousins and all but that's a bit trippy I think! O.o


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Posted 05 December 2012 - 02:27 PM

Thanks for that disturbing mental image, El!

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 02:34 PM

Well, hopefully he's not spanking them too. :w00t:

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 04:00 PM

That's weird :unsure2: Maybe she's feeling broody and using the monkeys as a substitute for more babies of her own

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 08:58 PM

Flabberghasted!


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Posted 05 December 2012 - 09:23 PM

Monkey fetish?

Get three coffins ready.

My mistake, four coffins.

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 05:23 AM

View PostEuphorbia, on 05 December 2012 - 09:23 PM, said:

Monkey fetish?

Maybe it's the monkeys that have the fetish.  She's no oil-painting.

Edited by Eldorado, 06 December 2012 - 05:24 AM.


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 02:53 AM

No wonder they're running off to Ikea.


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 01:27 PM

View Postcoldethyl, on 11 December 2012 - 02:53 AM, said:

No wonder they're running off to Ikea.

lol

The sheepskin coat is rather OTT, imo.  Spoiled brats.

*monkey smile*





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