Me_Again Posted September 9, 2004 #1 Share Posted September 9, 2004 1. Never hunt for flying chupas 2. Never let your significant other run out of gas 3. Never tell your girlfriend, she will be taller than you if she wears those shoes Everyone has their own To Do list, so I thought I'd make one for those who need a list that they never will do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ames2787 Posted September 9, 2004 #2 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Never star a *spam filter*. Never backstab a family member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted September 9, 2004 #3 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Never ever change your hair colour 3 times in 2 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted September 9, 2004 #4 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Never sip from the same cup as a flying chupa... unless she's cute... Never trust an alien with brown fingers... Never sleep with someone until you know their middle name... (my Mom taught me that one). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted September 9, 2004 #5 Share Posted September 9, 2004 never poke yourself in the eye, it hurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ames2787 Posted September 9, 2004 #6 Share Posted September 9, 2004 You'd have trouble finding out my middle name lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted September 9, 2004 #7 Share Posted September 9, 2004 oh another one! never defy me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted September 9, 2004 #8 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Never say something to a woman without apologizing first... Never go through airport security with a long, black trenchcoat, sunglasses, unglasses, and carry-on bad with balls of yarn and crochet hooks in it... (first time I ever had a gun pointed at me) Never be mean to a puppy... they may shoot you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolkaTulk Posted September 9, 2004 #9 Share Posted September 9, 2004 (edited) Never trust an alien with brown fingers... a little graphic, and a little disgusting there too stewey never enter a sig contest with janeil Edited September 9, 2004 by Tull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted September 9, 2004 #10 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Never shy from the truth... even when it's icky... Never have sex in the top bunk... Never feed a basset hound salmon... it stinks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpalz Posted September 9, 2004 #11 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Never mix ether and fire... Never jump to a car's trunk when it's moving Never stand behind of yuor brother when he's playing golf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisC098 Posted September 9, 2004 #12 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Never kill a sponge monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted September 9, 2004 #13 Share Posted September 9, 2004 never enter a sig contest with janeil 260956[/snapback] never callenge me to a sig contest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted September 9, 2004 #14 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Never ask if two people can help you do a Sig... Never but arsenic in the sugar container- gives the coffee a funny taste... Never steal Janiel's Pepsi... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted September 9, 2004 #15 Share Posted September 9, 2004 never joke about stealing my pepsi never let Arsenik bite you never take stewey's coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted September 10, 2004 #16 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Never trust anyone besides yourself.... Never fall in love..... Never get to know a girl and start to like her.... NEVER **** WITH ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted September 10, 2004 #17 Share Posted September 10, 2004 NEVER **** WITH ME! 261113[/snapback] what a hollow threat never poke at a rattlesnake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted September 10, 2004 #18 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Never talk Ebonics to me... I'll just give you "the look" (think of it as Mr Spock examining an interesing space bug)... Never think you're better than everyone else... because you're not... (Except for maybe Me_Again... but I'm biased towards her) Never expect me to act a certain way simply because I'm a man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted September 10, 2004 #19 Share Posted September 10, 2004 3. Never tell your girlfriend, she will be taller than you if she wears those shoes 260727[/snapback] I would never say such a thing. I'd say, "Dang- you look sexy in those high heels!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk7886 Posted September 10, 2004 #20 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Never jump over something unless you know what's on the other end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me_Again Posted September 10, 2004 Author #21 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Never believe that the impossible is impossible Never be cruel (intentionally) Never say the word "hate" (oh did I just say it) - cancel Never forget to brush your teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted September 10, 2004 #22 Share Posted September 10, 2004 never poke a monkey with a sharpened stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me_Again Posted September 10, 2004 Author #23 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Never go undercover as a vampire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted September 10, 2004 #24 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Never say the word "hate" (oh did I just say it) - cancel261194[/snapback] Does that include the phrase, "I hate not being able to see you."? Never forget those that love you... Never forget the sun will always rise in the morning... Never forget to dream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted September 10, 2004 #25 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Never stay up all night then try to go to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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