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Never: To Do List


Me_Again

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1. Never hunt for flying chupas

2. Never let your significant other run out of gas

3. Never tell your girlfriend, she will be taller than you if she wears those shoes

Everyone has their own To Do list, so I thought I'd make one for those who need a list that they never will do...

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Never star a *spam filter*.

Never backstab a family member.

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Never sip from the same cup as a flying chupa... unless she's cute...

Never trust an alien with brown fingers...

Never sleep with someone until you know their middle name... (my Mom taught me that one).

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You'd have trouble finding out my middle name lol

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Never say something to a woman without apologizing first...

Never go through airport security with a long, black trenchcoat, sunglasses, unglasses, and carry-on bad with balls of yarn and crochet hooks in it... (first time I ever had a gun pointed at me)

Never be mean to a puppy... they may shoot you...

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Never trust an alien with brown fingers...

a little graphic, and a little disgusting there too stewey

never enter a sig contest with janeil

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Never shy from the truth... even when it's icky...

Never have sex in the top bunk...

Never feed a basset hound salmon... it stinks...

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Never mix ether and fire...

Never jump to a car's trunk when it's moving

Never stand behind of yuor brother when he's playing golf

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Never ask if two people can help you do a Sig...

Never but arsenic in the sugar container- gives the coffee a funny taste...

Never steal Janiel's Pepsi...

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Never trust anyone besides yourself....

Never fall in love.....

Never get to know a girl and start to like her....

NEVER **** WITH ME!

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Never talk Ebonics to me... I'll just give you "the look" (think of it as Mr Spock examining an interesing space bug)...

Never think you're better than everyone else... because you're not... (Except for maybe Me_Again... but I'm biased towards her)

Never expect me to act a certain way simply because I'm a man...

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3. Never tell your girlfriend, she will be taller than you if she wears those shoes

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I would never say such a thing. I'd say, "Dang- you look sexy in those high heels!"

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Never believe that the impossible is impossible

Never be cruel (intentionally)

Never say the word "hate" (oh did I just say it) - cancel

Never forget to brush your teeth

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Never go undercover as a vampire

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Never say the word "hate" (oh did I just say it) - cancel

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Does that include the phrase, "I hate not being able to see you."?

Never forget those that love you...

Never forget the sun will always rise in the morning...

Never forget to dream...

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