moe eubleck Posted November 17, 2004 #1 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Just fill in the blanks with bad stuff. Tis a sad state when Michael Jackson shows up at your fornt door wearing a pink nighty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girty1600 Posted November 17, 2004 #2 Share Posted November 17, 2004 'Tis a sad state when you wake up in the morning and kitty has left you a "gift" at the foot of your bed. Never a good way to start the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted November 17, 2004 Author #3 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Tis a sad state when you fail to notice kittie's gift untill it is on your heel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lego jedi Posted November 17, 2004 #4 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Tis a sad state when you wake up think last nights crusty pizza looks appealing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted November 17, 2004 #5 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Tis a sad state when your kitty leaves a gift in last nights crusty pizza, and you still consider eating around it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakar Posted November 17, 2004 #6 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Tis a sad state when your Rice Krispies go "snap - crackle - and **** you!" Not a good way to start the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted November 17, 2004 #7 Share Posted November 17, 2004 tis a sad state when you wake up and you have a price on your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girty1600 Posted November 17, 2004 #8 Share Posted November 17, 2004 (edited) tis a sad state when you wake up and you have a price on your head 360302[/snapback] "Tis an even sadder state when you wake up and the price on your head has an orange tag saying "SOLD"! Edited November 17, 2004 by girty1600 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted November 17, 2004 #9 Share Posted November 17, 2004 tis a sad state when you you miss your morning coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lego jedi Posted November 17, 2004 #10 Share Posted November 17, 2004 its a sad day when spill your morning coffee in your lap, just arriving to work, after discovering a sold sign on your head and eating around kitty droppings on your mornibg pizza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted November 17, 2004 Author #11 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Tis a sad state when you see a pretty girl waving to you and you wave back, then later realize she was waving to the person behind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnSide Posted November 17, 2004 #12 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Tis a sad state when you wake up in San Fransisco and have no idea how you got there, especially since the night before you were in Toronto meeting your girlfriends parents for the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted November 17, 2004 #13 Share Posted November 17, 2004 (edited) tis a sad state when you go to introduce friends of yours who don't know each other and forget everybodys names. Edited because I cant spell. Edited November 17, 2004 by Daughter of the Nine Moons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted November 17, 2004 #14 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Tis a sad day when the voices in your head tell you that you're very boring, and that you and the baglady that lives in the dumpster behind Denny's are more than just good friends. They also suggest a visit to the free clinic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted November 17, 2004 #15 Share Posted November 17, 2004 tis indeed a sad state snuffy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenoftheNight Posted November 17, 2004 #16 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Tis a sad state having a yeast infection at the school's prom....( I know its gross, but tis is a very, very sad state ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted November 17, 2004 Author #17 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Tis a sad state when monkeys toss poo at your head but hit the lady behind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyMan Posted November 17, 2004 #18 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Tis' a bad state when your best friend sleeps in the master bedroom where your mom usually is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted November 17, 2004 #19 Share Posted November 17, 2004 tis a sad state when you forget your umbrella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted November 17, 2004 Author #20 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Tis a sad state when you forget your umbrella while monkeys thow poo at you and your best friend is sleeping in your mothers bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnSide Posted November 17, 2004 #21 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Tis a VERY sad state there Moe! Tis also a sad state when you recieve a note from your girlfriend saying that she's stolen all your money and run off with your father to Paris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lego jedi Posted November 17, 2004 #22 Share Posted November 17, 2004 tis a sad state when you have just eaten an orange only to find the 3 below it are covered in blue mold.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted November 17, 2004 Author #23 Share Posted November 17, 2004 (edited) touche' burnside. that is indeed sad it is also a sad state when you find out that the very girlfriend used to be a man. Edited November 17, 2004 by moe eubleck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deimos Posted November 18, 2004 #24 Share Posted November 18, 2004 'tis a very sad state when you are checking someone out from a distance and find out that it's a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girty1600 Posted November 18, 2004 #25 Share Posted November 18, 2004 "Tis a sad state when you have to wear a big "A" on your clothes and your whole town spits at you as you walk by. *watching " The Scarlet Letter" right now* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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