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#46    EllJay

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 08:23 PM

The real question is, what is a tick of a cross..... baood or gad?



What does the police announce when a midget psychic escapes prison?

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 09:34 PM

A small medium at large!


Is it wrong to strike a happy medium, such as Derek Acorah or Colin Fry?


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Posted 07 June 2012 - 09:45 PM

What strike me is that Colin should fry, and Rik Eedles and Kreed is a Kafer.




If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 11:26 PM

View PostEllJay, on 07 June 2012 - 09:45 PM, said:

What strike me is that Colin should fry, and Rik Eedles and Kreed is a Kafer.




If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
:yes: The cat would slide and the bread would taste like cat.

If our clothes were made of news paper, would you be mad if everyone tried to read them?

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 11:44 PM

View PostMadeline, on 07 June 2012 - 11:26 PM, said:

:yes: The cat would slide and the bread would taste like cat.



No, it would be like this>>>
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View PostMadeline, on 07 June 2012 - 11:26 PM, said:

If our clothes were made of news paper, would you be mad if everyone tried to read them?

I wouldn't mind at all, I'm yesterdays news anyway.




If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 12:04 AM

Just saying, that's not a silly question.. my sister was the neighbor next door in such a match in an apartment building. No one got hurt, but apparently it was really scary. I am seriously not joking here.

But back to silly...

Why do women wear such uncomfortable looking shoes so often?


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Posted 08 June 2012 - 01:13 PM

It takes their mind of the ugly men that try to **ck with them so much.....You see it takes a lot of pain to distract them just enough.

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 08:22 AM

Well if it was, that would just make everthing on Earth 2 dimensional; including us. Besides, we need volume and curves. :D



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Posted 09 June 2012 - 11:33 AM

8,4 seconds. It is scientifically established.




If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 07:07 PM

You're getting morons mixed up with mormons.



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Posted 11 June 2012 - 05:21 PM

Because I say so,......and E = mc².



When is enough enough?

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 07:58 PM

When your hovercraft is full of eels.


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Posted 11 June 2012 - 08:16 PM

On my feet.




How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 08:19 PM

Chuck E's in love. If that helps.


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Posted 11 June 2012 - 08:33 PM

It is infamous of it's famous combustibility.



Goodnight-a-ding-ding-ding????.............5..4..3...2..1...0.!!!!!





PS: For those of you who might not know :P >>


"Opinions are like a**holes, everyone seems to have one" - Dirty Harry

"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand... "

"I have a black belt in Feng Shui, the subtle martial art. I go home to you and move a lamp and a chair... twelve years later you lay there on the floor with broken kneecaps and destitute."




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