DJ_Quinn Posted May 16, 2005 #1 Share Posted May 16, 2005 On July 8, 1979, security forces under the control of the Trilateral Commission abducted the fathers of all American Nobel Prize winners. The men, many of them octogenerians, were forced at gunpoint to ejaculate into small plastic bottles. The sperm collected is now under study in a laboratory beneath the headquarters of ther Rand Corproation in Santa Monica, California. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Quinn Posted May 16, 2005 Author #2 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frogs Posted May 16, 2005 #3 Share Posted May 16, 2005 ummm... k. Source? and might wanna move this one to another board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marduk Posted May 16, 2005 #4 Share Posted May 16, 2005 ummm... k. Source? and might wanna move this one to another board? 623842[/snapback] yeah cos if i recall correctly only about 10% of nobel prize winner have fathers still living so did they did most of them up or have you finally lost your marbles dj ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Quinn Posted May 16, 2005 Author #5 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Here is the source: http://conspiracytheory.warnerbros.com/cmp/newsletter3.html I was just trying to make a point about claims on websites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Method Posted May 16, 2005 #6 Share Posted May 16, 2005 ... source? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marduk Posted May 16, 2005 #7 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Here is the source: http://conspiracytheory.warnerbros.com/cmp/newsletter3.html I was just trying to make a point about claims on websites. 623902[/snapback] yeah well thats a point thats already well known personally i dont know any octogenarians that could ejaculate at gunpoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Method Posted May 16, 2005 #8 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Here is the source: http://conspiracytheory.warnerbros.com/cmp/newsletter3.html I was just trying to make a point about claims on websites. 623902[/snapback] yeah well thats a point thats already well known personally i dont know any octogenarians that could ejaculate at gunpoint 623909[/snapback] Ejaculate at gunpoint ... I know a few sadly enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Quinn Posted May 16, 2005 Author #9 Share Posted May 16, 2005 (edited) Here is the source: http://conspiracytheory.warnerbros.com/cmp/newsletter3.html I was just trying to make a point about claims on websites. 623902[/snapback] yeah well thats a point thats already well known personally i dont know any octogenarians that could ejaculate at gunpoint 623909[/snapback] What if Dana Scully was holding the gun? Edited May 16, 2005 by DJ_Quinn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marduk Posted May 16, 2005 #10 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Here is the source: http://conspiracytheory.warnerbros.com/cmp/newsletter3.html I was just trying to make a point about claims on websites. 623902[/snapback] yeah well thats a point thats already well known personally i dont know any octogenarians that could ejaculate at gunpoint 623909[/snapback] What if Dana Scully was holding the gun? 623920[/snapback] nope, not even if they were pumped full of viagra either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Blonde Posted May 16, 2005 #11 Share Posted May 16, 2005 OOOOOOHHHHOHOHOHOHO biiiig letters, must be important. Thats my Dr. House impression, good no? Hahahah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Dolbrook Posted May 16, 2005 #12 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Here is the source: http://conspiracytheory.warnerbros.com/cmp/newsletter3.html I was just trying to make a point about claims on websites. 623902[/snapback] yeah well thats a point thats already well known personally i dont know any octogenarians that could ejaculate at gunpoint 623909[/snapback] you're better than me,i do'nt know any that can ejaculate at all!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Quinn Posted May 17, 2005 Author #13 Share Posted May 17, 2005 This same website also claims George Bush Sr. was forced at gunpoint to ejaculate by Hillary Clinton..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Method Posted May 17, 2005 #14 Share Posted May 17, 2005 LOL.. this thread gets better and better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Quinn Posted May 18, 2005 Author #15 Share Posted May 18, 2005 LOL.. this thread gets better and better 625553[/snapback] And the sperm is being used for alien hybrids..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marduk Posted May 18, 2005 #16 Share Posted May 18, 2005 LOL.. this thread gets better and better 625553[/snapback] And the sperm is being used for alien hybrids..... 627493[/snapback] now you're way off topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roswell Man Posted May 18, 2005 #17 Share Posted May 18, 2005 interesting find octogenarian noun {C} a person who is between 80 and 89 years old http://www.freesearch.co.uk/dictionary/octogenarians when i was searching as well, a lot of stuff came up of cardiac reoperations and whatnot anything to keep the oldies alive eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stixxman Posted May 18, 2005 #18 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Your mission jim should choose to accept it is to save the fathers of nobel....................dunt dunt dunt dunt dunna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roswell Man Posted May 18, 2005 #19 Share Posted May 18, 2005 i think the expression ur lookin 4 is: dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marduk Posted May 18, 2005 #20 Share Posted May 18, 2005 i think the expression ur lookin 4 is: dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun 628443[/snapback] actually i think you'll find it's "dunt dunt dunna dunt dunt dunna" this post will self destruct in 5 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Quinn Posted May 19, 2005 Author #21 Share Posted May 19, 2005 BTW, the sperm bank used as the repository is owned by the Bilderbergers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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