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#181    Purifier

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Posted 21 October 2012 - 05:02 AM

Yes. It's the first thing they learn to swing from.





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Posted 21 October 2012 - 02:32 PM

Not as dead as you might think :P


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Posted 21 October 2012 - 04:08 PM

It is the red shade of blue.    You know,....the one that is blue.




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Posted 21 October 2012 - 04:56 PM

Hello EllJay ...... where have you been?

Before I answer your question I think we first of all have to agree/disagree on whether or not daylight lives .............


I'm listening to Q.P.R. vs Everton and I'm wondering: can a football match ever be truthfully described as firstly 'a miserable affair' and then 5mns later 'a woeful affair'?

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 06:12 PM

Depends if the players are married.





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Posted 15 December 2012 - 01:36 AM

It all goes tits-up.



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Posted 28 December 2012 - 10:58 PM

Probably 'cos he was deaf and had no idea what was going on in other parts of the stage.


Why does whatever you have chosen to decorate the very top of your Christmas tree(fairy, star etc), either go lobsided or keep falling off?

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 12:15 AM

Could be your just looking at it that way......Could be you need a drink or could be you've drank one too many already.

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 04:39 PM

Because it was crossing the road near to the Paxo factory.


Why does Lois Lane, when flying with Superman, not get her arm wrenched off?




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Posted 04 January 2013 - 12:55 AM

Well it does and has several times, they just sew it back on and you just don't hear about it. One time, when he wrenched her arm off for the 100th time, fumble fingers lost hold of it and it fell into a pit of crocodiles; I'm betting that I don't haft to tell you what happened after that. Anyway, so he rips the arm off of a crinimal, jewel theif...the irony, who's arms and hands are quite feminine, yet really hairy, to replace it and sew it back on....aaaaagain. Oh that Superman, when will he learn?



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Posted 04 January 2013 - 01:38 AM

Would it be toooooooo obvious if i where to tell you, it just lost it's Zeal.......????

When trying on new shoes, why don't they have a mini tread mill of some kind in the shop so as to be able to try them out a little?


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Posted 04 January 2013 - 01:56 AM

View PostBlue Star, on 04 January 2013 - 01:38 AM, said:

Would it be toooooooo obvious if i where to tell you, it just lost it's Zeal.......????

When trying on new shoes, why don't they have a mini tread mill of some kind in the shop so as to be able to try them out a little?
Because a mini tread mill would discriminate against giants.

If my dog doesn't understand human language, why can't he use morse code?

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 02:01 AM

Isn't it obvious???????? Dogs prefer smoke signals.

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 02:36 AM

Oregano!

If my hands fall off in the forest, and no one is around to see it, who phones the ambulance?

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 02:44 AM

That would have to be...... The Ambling Ramblers.....

Sounds like a good name for a folk band too, if your looking for one....Won't be much use to you without your hands I suppose but you could always use your teeth.

Just how do hands fall off in the forest......... Ah! Have you been trying that one hand clapping trick again....or is it something to do with a tree or a bear? :unsure2:





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