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''too attractive to work''


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#1    shrooma

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 01:56 AM

in a world of vanity & self-obsession, one woman's claim that she's 'too pretty to work' may just be one step too far.
citing the fact that men are 'harrassing her because of her beauty' and that 'women hate her and are consumed by jealousy', she's decided to stop working altogether and let her rich parents fund her lifestyle to the tune of 5000 per month, including 1000 on 'socialising'.
is this really the way you want to raise your children, to be so self-centred that they consider themselves too good-looking to be a functioning, productive member of society, and you just let them parasite themselves to you like the world's vainest remora fish?
'too good-looking for work'?
yeah, I get that all the time.....

Edited by shrooma, 21 May 2013 - 02:03 AM.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 02:00 AM

http://www.dailymail...ost_read_module
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sorry, I forgot to post the link!!
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(guess i'm too stoopid to work....)

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 02:02 AM

She's not even attractive in my opinion.  But when you are rich, you can do what you want.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 02:07 AM

in mine neither krypter, but to here her speak, you'd think she was the next step in human evolution!
bet her book rockets to the top of the best-sellers list worldwide huh.....?

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 02:10 AM

The last time I tried to use the excuse that I was too ridiculously handsome to do something, I ended up with a black eye and the words, "well you're not anymore!"

Somebody just needs to punch princess-pretty in the face.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 02:15 AM

View PostOdd Requiem, on 21 May 2013 - 02:10 AM, said:


Somebody just needs to punch princess-pretty in the face.
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I should imagine there'd be a very, very long queue for that OddReq, but that's probably our jealousy coming to the fore.....
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Posted 21 May 2013 - 02:32 AM

I've seen way more attractive people than her that can hold down a job.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 02:55 AM

She looks like an old leathery handbag to me...

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 03:02 AM

View PostLikely Guy, on 21 May 2013 - 02:32 AM, said:

I've seen way more attractive people than her that can hold down a job.
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i've seen more attractive people than her holding down sick on a saturday night dancefloor never mind a job!!
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Posted 21 May 2013 - 03:39 AM

She's pretty, clearly very made up. As for been too attractive to work she's just making excuses to have her parents pay for her lifestyle, instead of working very lazy. What next not attractive enough to work? :rolleyes:

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 03:56 AM

She's not so pretty. I see people as pretty or more every day.

Probably she has Narcissism combined with Paranoia, and should be on Meds...

Just wait.... This will turn into a real "Disability" and people will be able to get on SSI disability for being too pretty.

EDIT: My wife says that she is "England Pretty". :w00t:

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 04:15 AM

OMG ! That's my excuse to my husband !


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 05:06 AM

View Postkrypter3, on 21 May 2013 - 02:02 AM, said:

She's not even attractive in my opinion.  But when you are rich, you can do what you want.

I was expecting someone stunning but instead I discovered someone deluded lol

She isnt attractive at all and she looks old.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 05:53 AM

View Postshrooma, on 21 May 2013 - 02:00 AM, said:

http://www.dailymail...ost_read_module
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sorry, I forgot to post the link!!
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(guess i'm too stoopid to work....)

nope you were 'mesmerized' by her ... riches
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Posted 21 May 2013 - 06:05 AM

Not only is she not pretty but someone needs to help her fix her eyebrows

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