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#5386    OverSword

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:45 PM

SpiritWriters realm used to be non-genre oriented, but then one day she went to bed bath and beyond and the pottery barn and re decorated.  It's not really for women only it's justthat it's now so sickeningly girly that no male wants to go there.


#5387    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 06:05 PM

Oh, yes, that’s exactly how shopping can alter your hormones and consequential stuff in your body.

For example, OverSword grew second set of external genitalia upon visiting hardware store and buying a jackhammer.
The trouble is that his metabolism can support only one erection at the time, so he’s doomed to look half flaccid instead of double potent.
He asked doctors what could be done about that and they said he has only one brain to shut down and redirect blood to his privates so there’s nothing to be done, except joining the carnival or hiding the extra set by wearing thong at all times.

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:20 PM

Helens hat is sticking rather well these days and has accepted the inappropriate responsibility to the utmost extreme. She now points outs (using all of her tentacles) every genetalic anamoly she can find and exploits them on a the world wide web in full view of millions of participants.

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#5389    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 03:43 PM

SpiritWriter has no body anomalies. She is an anomaly.
Starting with two-dimensionality but she is about to fix that with bicycle hand pump, as soon as she figures out how to stop the air from escaping her new 3D form.
It seems most of the air escapes through her nose, so she tried clamping it shut but it damn hurts.

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 03:46 PM

Helen of Annoy is opening a sushi joint called Tentacles.


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Posted 29 January 2013 - 04:10 PM

OverSword just told you what he dreamt last night and woke up drooling like St.Bernard.
Which reminds me... because St.Bernards are Swiss dogs they are often given cushions and blankets with Swiss flag motif: red with white cross. OverSword didn’t know that, but his ex-girlfriend did. Now you know too, why OverSword used to have two Swiss cushions, one blanket and one funny cut rain coat, and now you also know why that rain coat was cut so funny – it was cut for real St.Bernards, not honorary ones. It doesn't matter now when everything she gave him was burnt in his front yard. The trouble is, OS has no front yard and apparently there's the fine for those who make bonfires in the street.

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 04:12 PM

Helen buys St Bernards from Switzerland and sends counterfeit money orders to pay for them.


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Posted 29 January 2013 - 06:47 PM

Asteroid had a lot of st. Bernards, 102 to be exact. He was recently ripped off by accepting funds wired from an unusual check. He thought it was odd that he was overpaid exorbuntly but none the less was excited about his cash. On his way home from the bank he sawa tall slender figure in his back yard which was half black and half white and shadows of puppies scampering across the gate. As he was noticing this he wad knocked to the ground by the switzerland police, hand shackled and carted off to jail. The oldest st. Bernard is the only one remaining and he cant bail him out because hes only a dog afterall.

Edited by SpiritWriter, 29 January 2013 - 06:51 PM.

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 09:00 PM

ScriptWriter can summon the spirit of Rod Hull upon a whim. Together they plot the downfall of Honey Boo Boo and make jelly.

I can open a tin (ring pull type) of chopped tomatoes without covering myself in tomato juice. Bow before me.

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 09:09 PM

Paraweird scoffs at SpiritWriter for her ability to summon up Mr. Hull at will, HOWEVER, the truth is that he is GREEN with envy! He would give anything(and that includes all the ring-pull tops he's saved), to be able to summon up anybody.

This ..... this is your life as it passed before other people's eyes.

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 09:21 PM

Ouija Ouija can travel through time, but doesn't because time-travelling gorillas just don't fly around here anymore ;).

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 09:24 PM

View PostParaweird, on 29 January 2013 - 09:21 PM, said:

Ouija Ouija can travel through time, but doesn't because time-travelling gorillas just don't fly around here anymore ;).

Paraweird would like to be a flying Gorilla when he gets older , problem is that he is way to paranoid and weird to travel in time , could you imagine a paranoid weird paradox ?

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 09:42 PM

Tipotep only came into his present being a few years ago. A large rock was discovered by some kids playing at the beach, it had come in after a great storm some time ago but no one really paid it any mind. The rock had crystals on the outside of it, and being the sons of a geologist they ran to tell their dad. They thought he might be interested and boy were they right! The dad broke the rock open and tipotep came out. They brought tipotep home wanting to teach him the language and culture of Australia but had to send him away after he tried to get with the mans wife. The rock, broken nearly perfectly in half still has tipoteps shape and smell and is very attractive to some of the wildlife..

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#5399    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 04:23 PM

SpiritWriter stole candy bar once, but she felt so guilty she bought another one and tried to secretly replace it on the same shelf she stole from. She got the shelf right, the store was wrong, but that's not so important. Important thing is that cashier saw her unsteal the candy bar and thought it must be poisoned or something. So now everyone that works in that particular store keeps an eye on SW, just in case their customers start dropping dead or complaining about razor blades in candies.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 05:13 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 30 January 2013 - 04:23 PM, said:

SpiritWriter stole candy bar once, but she felt so guilty she bought another one and tried to secretly replace it on the same shelf she stole from. She got the shelf right, the store was wrong, but that's not so important. Important thing is that cashier saw her unsteal the candy bar and thought it must be poisoned or something. So now everyone that works in that particular store keeps an eye on SW, just in case their customers start dropping dead or complaining about razor blades in candies.

I actually did get caught stealing a snickers bar but this was in the 80's. Helen knew this because she traveled back in time riding on a gorilla. This is not a lie this is the truth because unlike what tipotep would have you believe gorillas can fly.. its just that not everyone knows how to find the portal. Helen is the absolute master at portal finding.. this is how she found my snickers bar and where she retreaved the squid (but I think you guys knew that already)... helen im flattered you are interested in my past...

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung