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#16    Nadia B.

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 04:06 PM

View PostTom_Servo, on 26 January 2011 - 01:54 PM, said:

"Always swim with floatation devices on your ankles"
"101 reasons you should be afraid of the dark"

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

"All the cool stuff in Mommy's purse!"
"Daddies can wear high heels too" (was that already said?)

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 04:09 PM

View PostNadia B., on 26 January 2011 - 04:06 PM, said:

"Daddies can wear high heels too" (was that already said?)
Already done...I know that!


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Posted 26 January 2011 - 08:25 PM

View PostTom_Servo, on 26 January 2011 - 01:54 PM, said:

"Please talk to strangers"
"Always swim with floatation devices on your ankles"
"101 reasons you should be afraid of the dark"
"Meths labs can be fun!"

Those seem like very informative books.  :yes:

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 08:35 PM

View PostBracket, on 26 January 2011 - 08:25 PM, said:

Those seem like very informative books.  :yes:
When I was a kid I did the second one...good times.


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Posted 05 February 2011 - 01:38 AM

"Why Your Parents Did Not Abort You"

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Posted 05 February 2011 - 03:37 AM

When condoms break.

See Spot Mate

Let's stick a fork in the light socket

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Posted 05 February 2011 - 05:15 AM

20 things to do with the stove
The brother in the dryer
14 masks to make from plastic grocery bags

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Posted 05 February 2011 - 05:46 AM

Anarchists cookbook for kids

Why the monster outside your window is breathing heavy

Flinging: not just for monkeys

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Posted 05 February 2011 - 06:45 AM

View PostNadia B., on 05 February 2011 - 05:15 AM, said:

20 things to do with the stove
The brother in the dryer
14 masks to make from plastic grocery bags

:w00t:  :lol:  :tu:

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 05 February 2011 - 10:42 PM

Grandpa Gets a Casket
The Magic World Inside An Abandoned Refrigerator
The Boy Who Died From Eating All Of His Vegetables
Fun Four Letter Words To Know And Share
Hammers, Screwdrivers And Scissors: An I Can Do It All Book

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 27 February 2011 - 02:28 AM

View PostRedSquirrel, on 26 January 2011 - 01:08 AM, said:

"Candy is hidden in the medicine cabinet"
"The pimp with the limp"
"Mommies and Daddies that kill their babies"
"How to tell if Daddy is a robot"
"Why you'll never amount to anything"
"ABC time with David Koresh"
"The Triple K non-coloring book"
"You are the only real person"
"Why aliens probe you"
"Fun with kitty: An exploration book (scalpel included)"
"My first hate crime"
"Why God hates me (probably you too)"
"Why 'Uncle Jim' hugs Mommy when Daddy is at work"

Yeah, I think a few of those might be real.....


You are so naughty!! :tu: I wish they were real books. Like to see how long they stay on the shelves.

Edited by in-the-clouds, 27 February 2011 - 02:29 AM.

Wherever you go, there you are...you cannot escape from yourself. So love yourself for all that you are, change the things that can be changed and accept the things that can't.

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Posted 27 February 2011 - 02:32 AM

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Flinging: not just for monkeys


OMG I think I just pee'd my pants! :rofl:  I have often wished I could fling poo.

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Posted 27 February 2011 - 02:35 AM

Booger, Booger In My Tissue

Billy Gets a Bong

Why Your Dinner Tastes Like Fluffy

Why You Look Like Mailman Mike

Everybody Farts

Hooking 101: Prostitution the Easy Way

Sunscreen is for Sissies

Edited by in-the-clouds, 27 February 2011 - 03:12 AM.

Wherever you go, there you are...you cannot escape from yourself. So love yourself for all that you are, change the things that can be changed and accept the things that can't.

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Posted 27 February 2011 - 05:19 AM

Sally and Her Super Pooper Scooper

Wherever you go, there you are...you cannot escape from yourself. So love yourself for all that you are, change the things that can be changed and accept the things that can't.

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 11:01 PM

View PostBracket, on 05 February 2011 - 10:42 PM, said:

Grandpa Gets a Casket
The Magic World Inside An Abandoned Refrigerator
The Boy Who Died From Eating All Of His Vegetables
Fun Four Letter Words To Know And Share
Hammers, Screwdrivers And Scissors: An I Can Do It All Book
Grandpa gets a casket!!!! hahahahahaha!

How about..."There are toys buried in the road"  Nevermind, that's lame.





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