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#61    The Silver Thong

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 08:51 PM

View PostTALM, on 20 November 2009 - 08:41 PM, said:

Just as you all would be looking for the nearest tree to hang me from, I would go to my car and get my computer and give you all a presentation that would change your lifes. Then...........Just perhaps............I would become a god to you.


I'll watch your presentation as long as you wait for me to get drunk LOL kidding keep us informed as to when you become published. Oh and no hangings allowd.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 08:51 PM

View PostSweetpumper, on 20 November 2009 - 08:44 PM, said:

Yes, and bee would be a queen. Just don't forget the moon-vegetables.

That would make Hazzard the king then, hes gonna grab her and dance and hold her until hoagland shows up remember,  :lol:


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Posted 20 November 2009 - 09:30 PM

It's all cool...just so long as Hoagland doesn't want to dance with me!  :no:

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 09:35 PM

View Postthefinalfrontier, on 20 November 2009 - 08:51 PM, said:

That would make Hazzard the king then, hes gonna grab her and dance and hold her until hoagland shows up remember,  :lol:
You forgot a detail. It is quite opposite. You have to keep in mind it's Bee who's gonna swing the 5 year old little boy Hazzard arround on the dance floor, remember, Hazzard is just a little 5 year old kid who is eager to learn to dance. The reason why Hazzard was "invited" is that it is the swedish Au-pair girls who brought along Hazzard to the party, because Hazzard's parrents is on a holiday trip  :D


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Posted 20 November 2009 - 09:37 PM

View PostLilly, on 20 November 2009 - 09:30 PM, said:

It's all cool...just so long as Hoagland doesn't want to dance with me!  :no:

:w00t: Run for your life Lilly,, Na I dont think Bee would give him that oppertunity so no worrys, :lol:


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Posted 20 November 2009 - 09:40 PM

View PostRa_Sun-God, on 20 November 2009 - 09:35 PM, said:

You forgot a detail. It is quite opposite. You have to keep in mind it's Bee who's gonna swing the 5 year old little boy Hazzard arround on the dance floor, remember, Hazzard is just a little 5 year old kid who is eager to learn to dance. The reason why Hazzard was "invited" is that it is the swedish Au-pair girls who brought along Hazzard to the party, because Hazzard's parrents is on a holiday trip  :D


LOL doh clear the dance floor. Theres going to be a dance off soon. LOL  Go Hazzard go Ra-Sun shake that boody till theres a winner. No break dancing though LOL

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 10:03 PM

silver thong is not invited:no: especially after the chicken incident:unsure2: It was disturbing:cry:


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Posted 20 November 2009 - 10:14 PM

View Postchemical-licker, on 20 November 2009 - 10:03 PM, said:

silver thong is not invited:no: especially after the chicken incident:unsure2: It was disturbing:cry:


OMG that was you in that chicken costume? how embarrassing, you may be a chicken but you took it like a man LOL

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 10:26 PM

If something catastrophic happens like 2012 stuff and our survival is uncertain while were at the party, and I happen to get killed, I just want you all to know one thing....................

Y'all can eat me.


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Posted 21 November 2009 - 12:30 AM

View PostTALM, on 20 November 2009 - 10:26 PM, said:

If something catastrophic happens like 2012 stuff and our survival is uncertain while were at the party, and I happen to get killed, I just want you all to know one thing....................

Y'all can eat me.


Funny that you say that as I know that there's more than one way to skin a cat LOL and theres going to BBQ LOL Talm your alright dude, have a beer on me ;) I stole it from Chemical-licker LOL

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 04:07 AM

And Lilly, dont worrie Hoagland has three left feet with only two toes on each claw.
But He may just be worth a few dozen hours in my sauna ! Just Keep telling him that but Dont tell him about the B.B.Q later! :rolleyes:

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 08:03 AM

View PostHerNibs, on 20 November 2009 - 08:34 PM, said:

My birthday suit needs ironing.

That's one of the funniest things I've read (that hasn't come from either Skyeagle or Ra) in a very long time...  :w00t:

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 08:13 AM

View PostTALM, on 20 November 2009 - 10:26 PM, said:

If something catastrophic happens like 2012 stuff and our survival is uncertain while were at the party, and I happen to get killed, I just want you all to know one thing....................

Y'all can eat me.

After a Long Island Ice Tea Im sure that Lilly wont wait for that... She (dog) might start wile you (cat) are still alive.  B)

Edited by Hazzard, 21 November 2009 - 08:21 AM.

I still await the compelling Exhibit A.

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 08:14 AM

double post...

And Ill have another double Jameson, please Badeskov.    It feels like its going to be a LOOONG night. :tu:

Edited by Hazzard, 21 November 2009 - 08:17 AM.

I still await the compelling Exhibit A.

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 11:59 AM

View PostHazzard, on 21 November 2009 - 08:13 AM, said:

After a Long Island Ice Tea Im sure that Lilly wont wait for that... She (dog) might start wile you (cat) are still alive.  B)






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