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#1    Saru

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 12:54 PM

Rudolph's red nose is a popular topic for songs at Christmas time, but what's the real story behind it ?

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The study looked at the deer's nasal circulation and found similarities to the microvasculature in the region with that of humans.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 01:07 PM

My Grandpa told me it was because he had been bobbing for chips (fries)!



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Posted 23 December 2012 - 01:28 PM

Drink, sadly. That's why all the other Reindeers wouldn't let him join in any Reindeer games, because he was permanently sloshed.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 01:49 PM

Taaka vodka and cough syrup

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:15 PM

Skin cancer. Not alot of uv protection when your flying high through the atmosphere. ;)

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:21 PM

To guide Santas sleigh through the night

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:31 PM

I bet it was the blood from his enemies.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:33 PM

It all dates back to a winter's day long ago in Russia when the wife of a farmer named Rudolf looked out of the kitchen window and said "I zink it iz snowing, Rudolf." Rudolf looked up from his bowl of borsch and replied, "Nyet Olga, zat is rain zat you see." Olga looked again and had to agree with her husband, it was raining. "You are a very clever man, Rudolf." she said. Rudolf slurped another spoonful and nodded, "Rudolf ze Red knows rain dear."


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Edited by ealdwita, 23 December 2012 - 04:34 PM.

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:00 PM

View Postealdwita, on 23 December 2012 - 04:33 PM, said:

It all dates back to a winter's day long ago in Russia when the wife of a farmer named Rudolf looked out of the kitchen window and said "I zink it iz snowing, Rudolf." Rudolf looked up from his bowl of borsch and replied, "Nyet Olga, zat is rain zat you see." Olga looked again and had to agree with her husband, it was raining. "You are a very clever man, Rudolf." she said. Rudolf slurped another spoonful and nodded, "Rudolf ze Red knows rain dear."


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Hurrah for a sighting of my favourite Seasonal joke.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 06:15 PM

He was following Santa closely and Santa stopped short Rudolf had a rear end collision

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 06:33 PM

@LEGIONS.....Love the Buteo jamaicensis avatar!
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 07:15 PM

1 gallon of ale a day, what else?

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 07:43 PM

I always liked the story that he got he's head stuck in the micro wave.  :tu:

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 10:38 PM

View Postealdwita, on 23 December 2012 - 04:33 PM, said:

It all dates back to a winter's day long ago in Russia when the wife of a farmer named Rudolf looked out of the kitchen window and said "I zink it iz snowing, Rudolf." Rudolf looked up from his bowl of borsch and replied, "Nyet Olga, zat is rain zat you see." Olga looked again and had to agree with her husband, it was raining. "You are a very clever man, Rudolf." she said. Rudolf slurped another spoonful and nodded, "Rudolf ze Red knows rain dear."


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Was hoping you'd tell us another Christmas story Eald! Loved this one.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 10:54 PM

Couldn't keep it out of other peoples business and it's been punched a lot.




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