Maybe if there were more strippers and prostitutes at nursing homes more people might go see their folks while they are there as well. Might even be a good incentive for people to put more folks who need in to a home instead of leaving them out to rot.
Oh you need sometime to give my Gramps a (insert whatever medical thing I don't want to watch) for 45 minutes.... I'd go watch the strippers. Give both the girls and the home a slice of the profits and tada better health care for the ones we care about.
I like the gib of your gab and yes marriage should be illegal. It`s a legal scam for the church and the governments.