Kenemet Posted June 23, 2015 #1 Share Posted June 23, 2015 It seems that a 17 year old man wanted to up his game as a gang member and decided to gold plate ... the family jewels and possibly more. There are no salacious details, but I did send this in to the Darwin Awards folks http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gold-plates-own-genitals-to-death/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 23, 2015 #2 Share Posted June 23, 2015 thats what you call a 24 carat nut job 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted June 23, 2015 #3 Share Posted June 23, 2015 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DieChecker Posted June 23, 2015 #4 Share Posted June 23, 2015 From OP article.... “This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community” Whatttttttttt?????????................................. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gromdor Posted June 23, 2015 #5 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't the gold plating process involve dipping the "soon to be plated item" into molten gold? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted June 23, 2015 #6 Share Posted June 23, 2015 wth is wrong with people?? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted June 23, 2015 #7 Share Posted June 23, 2015 At least they can't breed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted June 23, 2015 #8 Share Posted June 23, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wickian Posted June 23, 2015 #9 Share Posted June 23, 2015 The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts ... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblykiss Posted June 23, 2015 #10 Share Posted June 23, 2015 wth is wrong with people?? Clearly they don't know the right doctors. Such as Dr. Goldenenhoden, Dr. Goudentestikels and Dr. Guld Bollen Strömstare. Now those men know how to treat your golden balls correctly. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted June 23, 2015 #11 Share Posted June 23, 2015 “I have no idea where this idea comes from but plating one’s own genitals will only ultimately end in serious medical complications or even death, as we have seen in this case” I think that this is a grand idea that all gang members should aspire to. It will add absolute prestige to your notoriety as a gang member and I am ready to make a substantial donation to assist gang members achieve this eternal fame. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenemet Posted June 23, 2015 Author #12 Share Posted June 23, 2015 I was fooled, folks. My faithful Facebook friends pointed out that this is NOT true -- but it certainly gave my husband a good laugh. Requesting that the thread be moved to jokes or something. http://m.snopes.com/gold-member/ 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted June 23, 2015 #13 Share Posted June 23, 2015 I think that this is a grand idea that all gang members should aspire to. It will add absolute prestige to your notoriety as a gang member and I am ready to make a substantial donation to assist gang members achieve this eternal fame. ESPECIALLY ms-13! This guy was - as we say in our little corner of the South: rurnt! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted June 24, 2015 #14 Share Posted June 24, 2015 This immediately came to mind 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowSot Posted June 24, 2015 #15 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I was fooled, folks. My faithful Facebook friends pointed out that this is NOT true -- but it certainly gave my husband a good laugh. Requesting that the thread be moved to jokes or something. http://m.snopes.com/gold-member/ And yet people will miss this post and keep commenting on it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightly Posted June 24, 2015 #16 Share Posted June 24, 2015 i'm just glad to learn that no one is THAT stupid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenemet Posted June 24, 2015 Author #17 Share Posted June 24, 2015 And yet people will miss this post and keep commenting on it. Well, I did report it and also asked if the title could be changed. I don't have Ye Editing Mojo at this point, but some nice moderator will see it and change the title and do the move. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted June 24, 2015 #18 Share Posted June 24, 2015 i'm just glad to learn that no one is [/color]THAT stupid.] We could only hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashotep Posted June 24, 2015 #19 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I was fooled, folks. My faithful Facebook friends pointed out that this is NOT true -- but it certainly gave my husband a good laugh. Requesting that the thread be moved to jokes or something. http://m.snopes.com/gold-member/ It gave me a good laugh too. I guess not even gang members are that stupid.lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DieChecker Posted June 24, 2015 #20 Share Posted June 24, 2015 They should just stick with gold plating their pistols. Which is a substitute for their genitals anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblykiss Posted June 24, 2015 #21 Share Posted June 24, 2015 This immediately came to mind Not gonna lie, that is where my mind flowed right to as well....but, making jokes with Germanic languages came up as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted June 24, 2015 #22 Share Posted June 24, 2015 And yet people will miss this post and keep commenting on it. Not really so hard to believe these days. I mean, does ANYTHING surprise you these days? I have trouble with stupidity overload. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted June 24, 2015 #23 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I was fooled, folks. My faithful Facebook friends pointed out that this is NOT true -- but it certainly gave my husband a good laugh. Requesting that the thread be moved to jokes or something. http://m.snopes.com/gold-member/ Good catch though - at least this one's been debunked. Closed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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