Back in the 1960s, the beehive was a popular hairstyle for women. Some women went to extraordinary lengths to acquire one. One particular young girl decided to wrap her hair around bread dough to achieve maximum height for her beehive. After about three weeks of having this great beehive she started to complain to her mother that she was suffering severe headaches. She was finally taken to the hospital, being almost unconscious when she got there. It didn't take doctors too long to discover that the dough and her scalp were totally infested with maggots.
And this is one that I remember since I was told it by a fellow pupil at school:
A young girl named Lisa was left alone several nights as her parents worked late. Her parents bought her a dog to keep her company.
One night Lisa was awoken by a constant dripping sound. She got up and went to the kitchen to turn off the tap properly. As she was getting back into the bed she stuck her hand under the bed and the dog licked it to show that he was still there protecting her.
The dripping sound continued, so she went to the bathroom and turned off the tap properly in there, too.
She went back to her bedroom and stuck her hand under the bed, and the dog licked it again.
But the dripping continued, so she went outside and turned off the taps out there.
She came back to bed, stuck her hand under it, and the dog licked it again.
The dripping continued,
drip,
drip,
drip.
This time she listened and located the source of the dripping — it was coming from her cupboard.
She opened the cupboard door, and there was her dog hanging upside down with its neck cut, and written on the window on the inside of the cupboard was, "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!!!"
Edited by TheLastLazyGun, 20 May 2012 - 06:13 PM.