spud the mackem Posted June 15, 2013 #1 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Man who live in valley, never see sunrise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 15, 2013 #2 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Man should get up earlier and walk up hill. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted June 15, 2013 Author #3 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Man should get up earlier and walk up hill. Man gets up early walks half way up hill,has heart attack,dies,not see sunrise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 15, 2013 #4 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Man gets up early walks half way up hill,has heart attack,dies,not see sunrise. Man got up too early, man should have got alarm clock. is there anyone else the house so we can carry on with this story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 15, 2013 #5 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Confucious, he say: Woman who live in glass house should not throw alarm clock. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 15, 2013 #6 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Confucious, he says: get bigger china shop if employ bull to work there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fstop Posted June 15, 2013 #7 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Confucius Say: Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fstop Posted June 15, 2013 #8 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Confucius Say: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted June 15, 2013 #9 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted June 16, 2013 Author #10 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Confucius say :- Man with pants round ankles,not run as fast as girl with no pants on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted June 16, 2013 #11 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Confucius say...hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted June 16, 2013 Author #12 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Confucius say:- Why worry,you die if you do,you die if you dont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Link of Hyrule Posted June 17, 2013 #13 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Confucius say - man who eat with only one chopstick never have to worry about obesity. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nameless One Posted June 17, 2013 #14 Share Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) Confucius say, Richard Noggin might be big ____ head because of tiny ____ head. Edited June 17, 2013 by The Nameless One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Link of Hyrule Posted June 17, 2013 #15 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Confucius say - when you see fork in road it time to eat noodles 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassy3446 Posted July 5, 2013 #16 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Confucius say: better here than there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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