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#16    JonathanVonErich

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 09:15 PM

View PostDosojin Midnight, on 03 February 2012 - 09:09 PM, said:

C'mon Jon, everyone wants to sleep with me. Be honest...
Ok. I admit it.


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Posted 04 February 2012 - 09:40 AM

It's okay Jon. No one can resist my charming nature. *cuts a fart & follows up with a burp* B)


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Posted 04 February 2012 - 10:06 AM

I have a bit of a crush... But he's straight. lol

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#19    The Silver Thong

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 10:07 AM

Over the years I have had a few crushes on some UM members some were even open crushes. Time suckes but eh, it`s all good and I wish all the best.  Ok I still love ya all xoxoxox

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 12:28 PM

View PostDosojin Midnight, on 03 February 2012 - 08:51 PM, said:

I have a crush on hatopus. Not Helen, just hatopus. Hatopus is so sexy :wub:
Donít you dare! At least not while itís on my head!
What it does when I take it off is its own problem, but while itís on... itís off limits!  :lol:

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 12:33 PM

View PostThe Silver Thong, on 04 February 2012 - 10:07 AM, said:

Over the years I have had a few crushes on some UM members some were even open crushes. Time suckes but eh, it`s all good and I wish all the best.  Ok I still love ya all xoxoxox
You mean there were others?!  :o
You cheating, lying... I was this close - *this* close Ė to ship myself to Canada in one of those ďdo not tumbleĒ boxes and now you tell me ďall the bestĒ?

Iím kidding, of course, but it was fun to scare people with pushy East European mail bride routine :D

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 12:47 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 04 February 2012 - 12:33 PM, said:

You mean there were others?!  :o
You cheating, lying... I was this close - *this* close Ė to ship myself to Canada in one of those ďdo not tumbleĒ boxes and now you tell me ďall the bestĒ?

Iím kidding, of course, but it was fun to scare people with pushy East European mail bride routine :D
Hahahah.....that is quite amusing.  :P


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Posted 04 February 2012 - 12:52 PM

Last time I had a crush of any kind  was when I was squeezing some oranges to fill a glass, and instead I winded up crushing them and making a mess..!!

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 01:01 PM

View PostHabitat, on 04 February 2012 - 12:47 PM, said:

Hahahah.....that is quite amusing.  :P
Amusing, huh? You think itís amusing to sit in cardboard box at the airport and no one shows up to collect you? Then the customs finally open it, after calling the bomb squad in, just in case it was not 60kg of matryoshka dolls inside it like declaration said, and one of them says: ďYou know what guys, letís just retape the box and send it back.Ē
I was never so offended in my life.

Seriously now, Habitat, how about your crushes? You donít have a heart of stone, Iím not buying that. Talk.

And Beckys Mom too! We are waiting for the other kind of juicy details, you know :D

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 01:17 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 04 February 2012 - 01:01 PM, said:

Amusing, huh? You think itís amusing to sit in cardboard box at the airport and no one shows up to collect you? Then the customs finally open it, after calling the bomb squad in, just in case it was not 60kg of matryoshka dolls inside it like declaration said, and one of them says: ďYou know what guys, letís just retape the box and send it back.Ē
I was never so offended in my life.

Seriously now, Habitat, how about your crushes? You donít have a heart of stone, Iím not buying that. Talk.

And Beckys Mom too! We are waiting for the other kind of juicy details, you know :D
You are in good form ! Probably more a case of ancient history nowadays, but I've been wrong before in thinking I was beyond falling for anyone again....however via a keyboard seems even less probable.  :) God, I feel so sad for those lonely souls who get scammed by internet fraudsters who take their money and their expectations of companionship in a double whammy of heartlessness.


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Posted 04 February 2012 - 01:20 PM

View PostHabitat, on 04 February 2012 - 01:17 PM, said:

You are in good form ! Probably more a case of ancient history nowadays, but I've been wrong before in thinking I was beyond falling for anyone again....however via a keyboard seems even less probable.  :) God, I feel so sad for those lonely souls who get scammed by internet fraudsters who take their money and their expectations of companionship in a double whammy of heartlessness.

Even if she is an African princess? lol :w00t:


Anyway, as far as UM crushes are concerned I am saying nothing till my lawyer gets here :)


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Posted 04 February 2012 - 01:29 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 04 February 2012 - 01:01 PM, said:



And Beckys Mom too! We are waiting for the other kind of juicy details, you know :D

Ohh don't go there ,it came to a juicy but sticky ending..  A mess... never again  lol  Posted Image

I now buy pure orange out of a carton

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 01:40 PM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 04 February 2012 - 01:29 PM, said:

Ohh don't go there ,it came to a juicy but sticky ending..  A mess... never again  lol  Posted Image

I now buy pure orange out of a carton
Prude! :D

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 01:46 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 04 February 2012 - 01:40 PM, said:

Prude! :D

Ha ha  I know how it sounds lol

But orange juice and some other fruit juices do make my hands feel sticky, I always rush to wash them after making a fruit cocktail or salad

Edited by Beckys_Mom, 04 February 2012 - 01:47 PM.

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 07:52 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 04 February 2012 - 12:33 PM, said:

You mean there were others?!  :o
You cheating, lying... I was this close - *this* close Ė to ship myself to Canada in one of those ďdo not tumbleĒ boxes and now you tell me ďall the bestĒ?

Iím kidding, of course, but it was fun to scare people with pushy East European mail bride routine :D



Hmmm mail order bride plus a lawyer, I would need a second job lol but tempting  ;)  This was and is the only chat forum I have really joined. It`s easy to get chatty to the point you know someone better then you expected to.  Besides whats wrong with pushy eastern European chicks, there is no commision on this site  :w00t:  

I`ll even through in some bubble wrap  :wub:   lol Helen you always make me smile.  What did that other fellow say, Hotopuss  :lol:

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