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#5191    joc

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 06:22 PM

It's a good thing Simbi stole the camel in front of Helen's house, and not the one in back...on the grill...otherwise, Helen would have had no Christmas Feast.

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#5192    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 06:55 PM

joc doesn’t eat ice-cream since Internet told him it’s made from snowman poop.

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#5193    AliveInDeath7

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 06:58 PM

Helen is really an alien.


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Posted 01 January 2013 - 07:00 PM

NikkiAidyn  is a pschic witch who is always putting spells on my posts so she can jump in front of me.

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#5195    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 07:15 PM

joc could jump too, if the ball and chain weren't there.

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 07:17 PM

Helen lives in a cave and only drinks slushes.


#5197    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 07:22 PM

Nikki knows because she’s renting one hole in the wall of my cave.

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 07:40 PM

I put the window in the cave so Helen could get fresh air.


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Posted 01 January 2013 - 07:42 PM

One could suppose that blowing a hole in the wall of the cave by lighting one's fart after eating Helen's Ice cream is the same thing as installing a window...

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#5200    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 08:18 PM

joc, that was not ice cream.

joc can’t be disgusted that easily. Once he ate from gross jar using raw chicken legs, complete with toes with nails, as forks. He did that on a dare, imagine what he would do on a bet.

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#5201    joc

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 08:22 PM

The raw chicken legs were all that was left.  Helen used the rest of the chicken to keep her hands warm, from making ice cream ya know.

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#5202    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 03:45 PM

joc once got lost in the wilderness and had to keep warm by standing in fresh, warm cow pies. He’d go from one cow pie to another, until farmer lost his patience, went out the house and to joc and told him to get lost.  
joc explained he’s already lost. In the wilderness.
So joc had nice, swift ride home in ambulance, only he was a little surprised when they dumped him in psychiatry instead of at home. But it feels like home there so there.

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 07:06 PM

Helen or 'crazy cat woman' as i like to call her has an extensive collection of hedgehog tongues, a strange collection you might think, but in Helen's backwards village they are a sign of wealth and standing within the community. Crazy cat woman's favourties are the tongues she collected in 1956, what a year for hedgehog killing that was!

FYI i call her crazy cat woman not because she has lots of cats, but because she likes to dress as a cat - not just any old cat mind you but a mexican hairless cat, she shaves of all her (copius) body hair sticks on her whiskers and tail then goes out and scares the bejesus out of the local kids, what a gal!

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 07:23 PM

cenobite’s wife put a mousetrap in a jar of mayonnaise to stop him from dipping his fingers in at night.
He ended up in ER because it wasn't his finger that was trapped in said mousetrap.
Divorce hasn’t been filed, but now she buys only mayonnaise packed in tubes and pouches.

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:47 PM

Helen of Annoy saves her toe nail clippings.  She glues them together to create sculptures of her favorite Russian leaders, for whom she has nothing but the greatest respect