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Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas

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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 07:47 PM

Mike and Trina swear by their coffee. He enjoys a fine espresso grind, which is "on the cold side"; she prefers a "saturated blend" that is "warm and thicker."

The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say is bad for their health. Instead, they use it as an enema. They each have at least 100 coffee enemas a month, 6,000 in all since their addiction began two years ago.

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 07:50 PM

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 07:55 PM




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Posted 09 February 2013 - 07:58 PM

I know people who have had them,and they swear its amazing for colon health .Cleaning out stuff stuck in there,that doesn't move  ,but that's nuts.
A guy I know goes to a spa in Thailand once a year ,and you get one ,daily ,for like a week .

Also ,the enemas good for your colon,are mostly coffee grounds .
That's why it gets all the bad stuff out. It sort of exfoliates the colon lining.
Plain old coffee....again,nuts .

What they're doing cannot be good for you .

Edited by Simbi Laveau, 09 February 2013 - 08:04 PM.

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:05 PM

Sorry, but no one is taking my percolated coffee served in my favorite cup away from me! Those people are talking a load of pooh!

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:20 PM

The caffeine is being absorbed through the colon lining so I can understand them enjoying the "jolt" but, really?  THREE or more of these things a DAY?

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:24 PM

View Postand then, on 09 February 2013 - 08:20 PM, said:

The caffeine is being absorbed through the colon lining so I can understand them enjoying the "jolt" but, really?  THREE or more of these things a DAY?
Exactly . With coffee grounds enemas,you don't absorb a lot of caffeine .

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:41 PM

Wouldn't work with a tea bag.


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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:52 PM

"Would you like to come back to mine for a coffee?"
"Er... no."

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 04:29 AM

Maybe they just like going through the "Backdoor"





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