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THE BEARD THREAD


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#16    Eldorado

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 01:00 PM

View PostLady Amethyst, on 15 October 2009 - 12:24 PM, said:

Am I the only woman on UM that likes full beards on men? It isn't nasty. It's....  Posted Image I just won't go into details! lol

Vikings had beards.


Vikings never had triple-bladed razors, shaving foam and after-shave.....lol.

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 01:43 PM

Here is my Say upon having a Beard.

I do have to say that my Dear Wife Really Digs my Beard, she Loves my Mustache as well, and the Beard both, it forms around down my Chin but not to far, but over to a Point coming to a well shaped point, like Sean Cannery’s Beard in shape, and its white.  She Loves to stoke my bread gently as we lay there and talk, and Pull n' my beard when she’s feel n’ Heavy leading me in for her sweet Kisses, Its kept as well groomed, she loves to trim it with the Beard Scissors, the only Women I would ever trust with a pair of Scissors and a Razor. I think the Ladies should communicate with their Men what they really like, or don’t in a beard and all of life, Women need that communication going on, and mess n' with the beard while we chat is part of that closeness.

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Edited by Enigmatic Ghost, 15 October 2009 - 02:09 PM.


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Posted 15 October 2009 - 02:50 PM

I've just a small 'flavor saver' goat. It's not on your chart. I laughed at the last sentence of point '3.1.1 How is it different from a cartridge razor?'

I always thought that Grizzly Adams had the best beard ever. :D

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#19    Lady Amethyst

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 03:25 PM

I just said that I prefer viking types and beards don't bother me. Now ppl are trying to make me feel that I'm abnormal because of it. There are about 2 or 3 posters taking the p out of me. It happens to anyone who are different  :hmm:

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 04:58 PM

View PostLady Amethyst, on 15 October 2009 - 03:25 PM, said:

I just said that I prefer viking types and beards don't bother me. Now ppl are trying to make me feel that I'm abnormal because of it. There are about 2 or 3 posters taking the p out of me. It happens to anyone who are different  Posted Image


Errmm I was joking about Moses being your idol lol..relax!!

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#21    Eldorado

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 05:05 PM

View PostLady Amethyst, on 15 October 2009 - 03:25 PM, said:

I just said that I prefer viking types and beards don't bother me. Now ppl are trying to make me feel that I'm abnormal because of it. There are about 2 or 3 posters taking the p out of me. It happens to anyone who are different  Posted Image


Was only joking, Lady....lol

Beards, like hairstyles, are a fashion thing........some years they're popular....other years they aint.


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Posted 15 October 2009 - 05:34 PM

View PostBiffSplitkins, on 15 October 2009 - 02:50 PM, said:

I always thought that Grizzly Adams had the best beard ever. :D

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Few men can pull off such a fine beard with snow washed ankle swingers like Grizzly Adams.

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 05:45 PM

Yum... beards. As I mentioned in the mutton chops thread, mutton chops are my favored facial hair style, but beards of most other syles are excellent, too. I never noticed how much I liked facial hair, until I recollected and realized all my past partners had some sort of goatee. Drooooool.

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:24 PM

any woman who doesn't find Grizzly Adams beard charming, is not the women for me.

View Postschizoidwoman, on 15 October 2009 - 12:33 PM, said:

You'd like it here then; I'm in the engineering department and there are many, many bearded men.  Must be an engineering thing.

I studied electronics, and every experienced electrician wears a mustache, so I guess it's an internal fashioned/culture thing. There seems to be a proportional relationship between beards and industris focused on building, repairing and designing... I call it quantum beard theory


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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:19 PM

Nope...here's the sickest beard ever...
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Shoot...those puppies could double as whips... :tu:


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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:38 PM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 15 October 2009 - 04:58 PM, said:

Errmm I was joking about Moses being your idol lol..relax!!


LOL you said Santa not Moses. ya I know I'm just being a pain

Sittin back drinkin beer watchin the world take it's course.


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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:51 PM

View PostThe Silver Thong, on 15 October 2009 - 09:38 PM, said:

LOL you said Santa not Moses. ya I know I'm just being a pain

Ha ha so I did..deary me LOL..well I was joking..and now I am sitting here laughingPosted Image   cuz I just thought of another group of idols for her - ZZ TOPPosted Image

Edited by Beckys_Mom, 15 October 2009 - 09:51 PM.

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:52 PM

View Postvillage_idiot, on 15 October 2009 - 09:19 PM, said:

Nope...here's the sickest beard ever...
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Shoot...those puppies could double as whips... :tu:

Sickest as in his mental state? Aside from the facial hair, the guy looks a little... special. Ahem.

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:54 PM

View PostDark entity, on 15 October 2009 - 12:56 PM, said:

Lol, I tried that once.

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You look cool...bet you would look a lot nicer if it wasnt so blurred lol

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 01:08 PM

I know you were all joking :)

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