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Daughter of the Nine Moons

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This is the game, "Statements of Absurdity"

I start by making an incomplete absurd statement. the next person finishes the statement.

SAMPLE: The sound of one hand clapping is...( what?)

(Don't forget to add your incomplete statement for the next person )

have fun grin2.gif

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Is mandatory on most leper colonies.

A fool and his money.....

Is that right Dot?

Or do you want more of a ....

How much wood would a woodchuck.....

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Leaves an impressive inheritance.

If a chicken without legs wants to cross the road....

D'oh!!!

Kismit!

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If a chicken without legs wants to cross the road....make sure to check the bus schedule.

the rising cost of bouncing eggs is....

perfect Kizzy, thesource & joc...(I beat you though tongue.gif)!!!

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If a chicken without legs wants to cross the road....

He'd damn well better know how to fly!

The Associated Press is to Journalism what....

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The Associated Press is to Journalism what....crickets are to tree toads

The rising cost of bouncing eggs is....

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proving to be a concerne for the Pigs can fly, bacon manufacturers union.

Freezer burn is a relatively frequent...

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The rising cost of bouncing eggs is....

...quite random

the absurdness of UA posting in this thread is...

Freezer burn is a relatively frequent...

problem at homes in the arctic, a new 'ice screen' (similar to sun screen) is due on the market next year

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Freezer burn is a relatively frequent...

When Playmates pose for the winter issue.

The mind is a terrible thing to use when....

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the absurdness of UA posting in this thread is...

compounded when he tries to impress 90 year old debutantes.

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The mind is a terrible thing to use when....

under the influence of a tussin....

articial inteligence is at it's best when....

and U.A. w00t.gif

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Artificial intelligence is at it's best when...

Data and Captain Kirk are stuck on the Halodeck.

French Kissing a Kangaroo in Bismark is like.........

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.... ten times better than french kissing most of the natives, from what I saw of it..

You know you're in trouble when...

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French Kissing a Kangaroo in Bismark is like.........

totaly awesome, dude.... w00t.gif

Bismark Bison best beat binary barnacles by....

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the absurdness of UA posting in this thread is...

ubsurdly appropriate

Bismark Bison best beat binary barnacles by....

making manacled monkeys masticate mushrooms

You know you're in trouble when...

you kiss Bismark Bison manacled to manic monkeys

Should time stand still........

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Should time stand still........

so would space and everything in it, all atoms, molecules and particles would freeze in their positions, giving an end to the second law of thermodynamics...

...or my watch would stop and i would wonder why rofl.gif

you know its good when...

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you know its good when...

your gravy doesn't congeal

Three birds in the hand don't....

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Three birds in the hand don't.... make nearly as much noise as three in the dishwasher.

The best thing about being homeless is...

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The best thing about being homeless is...you can take a dump anywhere and chipmunks have eaten your socks.

Television rots your brain because.....

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...it's really a mind control device from Big Brother original.gif

Don't count your chickens...

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Don't count your chickens...before they eat all Dan's bugs; they are afraid of beetles.

All work and no play makes.....

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All work and no play makes.....

wormy secretions rather vulgar.

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Oops!! (forgot)

Feedback recieved from the left field....

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Feedback recieved from the left field.....Is a toasted cheese and peanut-butter sandwich.

Mr. Smith walks his dogs at...

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Two poodles in a...golfcart are better than a fox in a hen house

When synchronising yourself to the earths magnetic field....

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