Anomalocaris Posted August 7, 2015 #1 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Were they granted the ability to manipulate time and space, we’re fairly certain that most world leaders would choose to go back in time in order to benefit their own country somehow, replaying disastrous moments in their history and righting wrongs that would later cost them dearly. (One can only imagine a world in which the likes of Katie Hopkins and Donald Trump were never put in front of a camera…) But today, totalitarian dictatorship North Korea declared that it would be turning the clock back by just 30 minutes, thus establishing “Pyongyang Time”, in order to mark its independence from the “wicked Japanese imperialists” who meddled with their clocks to begin with. North Korea establishes its own time zone in order to stick it to “wicked Japanese imperialists” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A rather obscure Bassoon Posted August 8, 2015 #2 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Guess that will stick it to them.. Young Kimi and his despotic regime has finally lost it's last remaining marble. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted Posted August 8, 2015 #3 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Why not lel, if that was all he did....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorvir Posted August 9, 2015 #4 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Ah, those damned wacky NorKs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnicolette Posted August 11, 2015 #5 Share Posted August 11, 2015 (edited) That will stop those wicked japanese imperialists from changing the clocks! And it put them 30 minutes ahead of south korea too now thats progress! Edited August 11, 2015 by Nnicolette 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonopahRick Posted August 11, 2015 #6 Share Posted August 11, 2015 It must be that haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorvir Posted August 11, 2015 #7 Share Posted August 11, 2015 That will stop those wicked japanese imperialists from changing the clocks! And it put them 30 minutes ahead of south korea too now thats progress! That is damned funny. Thanks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted August 11, 2015 #8 Share Posted August 11, 2015 This should work out to South Korea's advantage actually... When the world ends - a few billion years from now- they will have an extra 30 minutes to prepare when they see North Korea "go"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted August 11, 2015 #9 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Heck, that means the Sun rises 30 mins later in Nth Korea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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