Yes. It's the first thing they learn to swing from.
How dead is the Dead Sea?
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Posted 21 October 2012 - 05:02 AM
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Posted 21 October 2012 - 02:32 PM
Not as dead as you might think 
Precisely what shade of red is the Red Sea?
Precisely what shade of red is the Red Sea?
But all the time in the back of these things there was the hill-quiet and the stony pastures, and sometimes they made me ashamed of what I was - human and full of a thousand wormy thoughts and selfishness, but more often they were like hands to heal.
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
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Posted 21 October 2012 - 04:08 PM
It is the red shade of blue. You know,....the one that is blue.
Can you scare the living daylight out of someone in the dead of night?
Can you scare the living daylight out of someone in the dead of night?
"Opinions are like a**holes, everyone seems to have one" - Dirty Harry
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"I have a black belt in Feng Shui, the subtle martial art. I go home to you and move a lamp and a chair... twelve years later you lay there on the floor with broken kneecaps and destitute."
"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand... "
"I have a black belt in Feng Shui, the subtle martial art. I go home to you and move a lamp and a chair... twelve years later you lay there on the floor with broken kneecaps and destitute."
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Posted 21 October 2012 - 04:56 PM
Hello EllJay ...... where have you been?
Before I answer your question I think we first of all have to agree/disagree on whether or not daylight lives .............
I'm listening to Q.P.R. vs Everton and I'm wondering: can a football match ever be truthfully described as firstly 'a miserable affair' and then 5mns later 'a woeful affair'?
Before I answer your question I think we first of all have to agree/disagree on whether or not daylight lives .............
I'm listening to Q.P.R. vs Everton and I'm wondering: can a football match ever be truthfully described as firstly 'a miserable affair' and then 5mns later 'a woeful affair'?
But all the time in the back of these things there was the hill-quiet and the stony pastures, and sometimes they made me ashamed of what I was - human and full of a thousand wormy thoughts and selfishness, but more often they were like hands to heal.
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 06:12 PM
Depends if the players are married.
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 01:36 AM
It all goes tits-up.
Why did Bob Marley not tell the 'I Threes' to stop wailing?
Why did Bob Marley not tell the 'I Threes' to stop wailing?
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Posted 28 December 2012 - 10:58 PM
Probably 'cos he was deaf and had no idea what was going on in other parts of the stage.
Why does whatever you have chosen to decorate the very top of your Christmas tree(fairy, star etc), either go lobsided or keep falling off?
Why does whatever you have chosen to decorate the very top of your Christmas tree(fairy, star etc), either go lobsided or keep falling off?
But all the time in the back of these things there was the hill-quiet and the stony pastures, and sometimes they made me ashamed of what I was - human and full of a thousand wormy thoughts and selfishness, but more often they were like hands to heal.
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
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Posted 31 December 2012 - 12:15 AM
Could be your just looking at it that way......Could be you need a drink or could be you've drank one too many already.
Why did the turkey get stuffed?
Why did the turkey get stuffed?
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Posted 31 December 2012 - 04:39 PM
Because it was crossing the road near to the Paxo factory.
Why does Lois Lane, when flying with Superman, not get her arm wrenched off?
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Why does Lois Lane, when flying with Superman, not get her arm wrenched off?
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 12:55 AM
Well it does and has several times, they just sew it back on and you just don't hear about it. One time, when he wrenched her arm off for the 100th time, fumble fingers lost hold of it and it fell into a pit of crocodiles; I'm betting that I don't haft to tell you what happened after that. Anyway, so he rips the arm off of a crinimal, jewel theif...the irony, who's arms and hands are quite feminine, yet really hairy, to replace it and sew it back on....aaaaagain. Oh that Superman, when will he learn?
What happened to Old Zealand?
What happened to Old Zealand?
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 01:38 AM
Would it be toooooooo obvious if i where to tell you, it just lost it's Zeal.......????
When trying on new shoes, why don't they have a mini tread mill of some kind in the shop so as to be able to try them out a little?
When trying on new shoes, why don't they have a mini tread mill of some kind in the shop so as to be able to try them out a little?
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 01:56 AM
Blue Star, on 04 January 2013 - 01:38 AM, said:
Would it be toooooooo obvious if i where to tell you, it just lost it's Zeal.......????
When trying on new shoes, why don't they have a mini tread mill of some kind in the shop so as to be able to try them out a little?
When trying on new shoes, why don't they have a mini tread mill of some kind in the shop so as to be able to try them out a little?
If my dog doesn't understand human language, why can't he use morse code?
"I can anticipate no greater calamity for the country than the dissolution of the Union. It would be an accumulation of all the evils we complain of, and I am willing to sacrifice everything but honor for it's preservation." - General Robert E. Lee
"I think I understand what military fame is; to be killed on the field of battle and have your name misspelled in the newspapers." - Major General William Tecumseh Sherman
"I think I understand what military fame is; to be killed on the field of battle and have your name misspelled in the newspapers." - Major General William Tecumseh Sherman
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 02:01 AM
Isn't it obvious???????? Dogs prefer smoke signals.
If folding paper is called origami, what is folding sheets called?
If folding paper is called origami, what is folding sheets called?
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 02:36 AM
Oregano!
If my hands fall off in the forest, and no one is around to see it, who phones the ambulance?
If my hands fall off in the forest, and no one is around to see it, who phones the ambulance?
"I can anticipate no greater calamity for the country than the dissolution of the Union. It would be an accumulation of all the evils we complain of, and I am willing to sacrifice everything but honor for it's preservation." - General Robert E. Lee
"I think I understand what military fame is; to be killed on the field of battle and have your name misspelled in the newspapers." - Major General William Tecumseh Sherman
"I think I understand what military fame is; to be killed on the field of battle and have your name misspelled in the newspapers." - Major General William Tecumseh Sherman
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 02:44 AM
That would have to be...... The Ambling Ramblers.....
Sounds like a good name for a folk band too, if your looking for one....Won't be much use to you without your hands I suppose but you could always use your teeth.
Just how do hands fall off in the forest......... Ah! Have you been trying that one hand clapping trick again....or is it something to do with a tree or a bear?
Sounds like a good name for a folk band too, if your looking for one....Won't be much use to you without your hands I suppose but you could always use your teeth.
Just how do hands fall off in the forest......... Ah! Have you been trying that one hand clapping trick again....or is it something to do with a tree or a bear?
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