UFO Seeker Posted August 11, 2007 #1 Share Posted August 11, 2007 A guy walked into a bar and orderd a double scotch, bourbon on the rocks, and a triple vodka. He told the bartender "I shouldn't be drinking with what I got." The bartender asked "Why, what do you have?" The guy replied "Thirty cents." From the Mammoth Book of Humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now