I heartily approve of this news.
Milton Keynes have got a brand spanking new football team.
And now they want brand spanking new pavements.
It's definetly the next best thing after giving pigeons on the spot fines.
You can't actually swallow chewing gum so any spot is as good as any to dispose of it.
What these litter bugs don't realise that chewing gum looks tacky.
So tacky I don't want it anywhere near my person least of all my shoes.
Didn't they learn anything from the tale of Violet Beauregarde?
You don't want your son or daughter as a blueberry!
Edited by Medium Brown, 10 March 2013 - 05:47 PM.
Swindon Town: Division Two Champions 2011-12.
Proud member of Macdonald's Red Army since 1989.
Up the Robins!