LMAO!! I post on my phone too, sometimes and what kills me is the dang predictive text... thus the many edits on my posts! I've caught some very embarrassing things my phone thinks I'm trying to say.... thank the universe!! My friend once texted me and asked, "What time will you be naked" instead of, "what time will you need it" or something like that... lol
Very often my second text to anyone is, "damn phone... sorry, I meant..."