Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted August 14, 2005 #1 Share Posted August 14, 2005 This is the game, "Statements of Absurdity" I start by making an incomplete absurd statement. the next person finishes the statement. SAMPLE: The sound of one hand clapping is...( what?) (Don't forget to add your incomplete statement for the next person ) have fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted August 14, 2005 #2 Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) Is mandatory on most leper colonies. A fool and his money..... Is that right Dot? Or do you want more of a .... How much wood would a woodchuck..... Edited August 14, 2005 by Kismit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted August 14, 2005 #3 Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) Leaves an impressive inheritance. If a chicken without legs wants to cross the road.... D'oh!!! Kismit! Edited August 14, 2005 by theSOURCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted August 14, 2005 Author #4 Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) If a chicken without legs wants to cross the road....make sure to check the bus schedule. the rising cost of bouncing eggs is.... perfect Kizzy, thesource & joc...(I beat you though )!!! Edited August 14, 2005 by Daughter of the Nine Moons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted August 14, 2005 #5 Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) If a chicken without legs wants to cross the road.... He'd damn well better know how to fly! The Associated Press is to Journalism what.... Edited August 14, 2005 by joc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted August 14, 2005 Author #6 Share Posted August 14, 2005 The Associated Press is to Journalism what....crickets are to tree toads The rising cost of bouncing eggs is.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted August 14, 2005 #7 Share Posted August 14, 2005 proving to be a concerne for the Pigs can fly, bacon manufacturers union. Freezer burn is a relatively frequent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Universal Absurdity Posted August 14, 2005 #8 Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) The rising cost of bouncing eggs is.... ...quite random the absurdness of UA posting in this thread is... Freezer burn is a relatively frequent... problem at homes in the arctic, a new 'ice screen' (similar to sun screen) is due on the market next year Edited August 14, 2005 by UniversalAbsurdity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted August 14, 2005 #9 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Freezer burn is a relatively frequent... When Playmates pose for the winter issue. The mind is a terrible thing to use when.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSOURCE Posted August 14, 2005 #10 Share Posted August 14, 2005 the absurdness of UA posting in this thread is... compounded when he tries to impress 90 year old debutantes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted August 14, 2005 #11 Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) The mind is a terrible thing to use when.... under the influence of a tussin.... articial inteligence is at it's best when.... and U.A. Edited August 14, 2005 by Kismit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted August 14, 2005 #12 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Artificial intelligence is at it's best when... Data and Captain Kirk are stuck on the Halodeck. French Kissing a Kangaroo in Bismark is like......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falco Rex Posted August 14, 2005 #13 Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) .... ten times better than french kissing most of the natives, from what I saw of it.. You know you're in trouble when... Edited August 14, 2005 by Falco Rex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted August 14, 2005 #14 Share Posted August 14, 2005 French Kissing a Kangaroo in Bismark is like......... totaly awesome, dude.... Bismark Bison best beat binary barnacles by.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted August 14, 2005 Author #15 Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) the absurdness of UA posting in this thread is... ubsurdly appropriate Bismark Bison best beat binary barnacles by.... making manacled monkeys masticate mushrooms You know you're in trouble when... you kiss Bismark Bison manacled to manic monkeys Should time stand still........ Edited August 14, 2005 by Daughter of the Nine Moons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Universal Absurdity Posted August 14, 2005 #16 Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) Should time stand still........ so would space and everything in it, all atoms, molecules and particles would freeze in their positions, giving an end to the second law of thermodynamics... ...or my watch would stop and i would wonder why you know its good when... Edited August 14, 2005 by UniversalAbsurdity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted August 14, 2005 Author #17 Share Posted August 14, 2005 you know its good when... your gravy doesn't congeal Three birds in the hand don't.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melladior Posted August 15, 2005 #18 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Three birds in the hand don't.... make nearly as much noise as three in the dishwasher. The best thing about being homeless is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girty1600 Posted August 15, 2005 #19 Share Posted August 15, 2005 The best thing about being homeless is...you can take a dump anywhere and chipmunks have eaten your socks. Television rots your brain because..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaintedDoughnuts Posted August 15, 2005 #20 Share Posted August 15, 2005 ...it's really a mind control device from Big Brother Don't count your chickens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girty1600 Posted August 15, 2005 #21 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Don't count your chickens...before they eat all Dan's bugs; they are afraid of beetles. All work and no play makes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted August 15, 2005 Author #22 Share Posted August 15, 2005 (edited) All work and no play makes..... wormy secretions rather vulgar. ~ Oops!! (forgot) Feedback recieved from the left field.... Edited August 15, 2005 by Daughter of the Nine Moons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose-Of-Armageddon Posted August 15, 2005 #23 Share Posted August 15, 2005 (edited) Feedback recieved from the left field.....Is a toasted cheese and peanut-butter sandwich. Mr. Smith walks his dogs at... Edited August 15, 2005 by Moose-Of-Armageddon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted August 15, 2005 #24 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Mr. Smith walks his dogs at... sunset, when it's easier to BBQ 'em. Two poodles in a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted August 15, 2005 Author #25 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Two poodles in a...golfcart are better than a fox in a hen house When synchronising yourself to the earths magnetic field.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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