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#241    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:19 PM

ouija: The garden bonfire that I thought I had completely extinguished before going to bed last night is, this morning, a fully fledged conflagration that has set the neighbour's trees on fire .......



Good: fear is the key to good relations with neighbours
Bad: you showed guilt and remorse
Interesting: fire-fighters are not as fascinated with pyromaniac chicks as you hoped they would be

You noticed you have significantly more shoeboxes than shoes.




Edit: I will remember to quote when on bottom of the page, I will remember to quote when on bot... oh, who cares...

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 08 November 2012 - 09:21 PM.

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The 5 millionth post was Junior Chubb's fault :D
Donnie Darko did nothing, but I had to mention him too.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 01:21 AM

good.. ive got somewhere to stash the money and drugs from the drug dealer i robbed.. woo hoo!!!

bad.. people think i suffer from retail therapy and nicknamed me "Imelda"

interesting.. i need a new pair of shoes..


im alergic to deodorant, and its summer and hot and i stink like s hit..


#243    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 07:25 PM

Good: Internet told you if you cut an onion in half and rub the armpits with it every two hours your body odour will be impossible to detect

Bad: there are people who will actually try it to see if it works

Interesting: it does. It’s not your body odour anymore. It’s the stench of onion being slowly cooked in sweat. Very much like the primordial soup from which first protein chains were formed by accident.



After extensive research and lifetime of pondering, you came to conclusion the life indeed started by accident: aliens were told by gods to sow intelligent life on Mars but they had an accident and accidentally released bald baboons on Earth.
You also stubbed your toe while writing that down because you have restless legs syndrome.

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 09 November 2012 - 07:28 PM.

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The 5 millionth post was Junior Chubb's fault :D
Donnie Darko did nothing, but I had to mention him too.




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