Karasu Posted October 30, 2014 #1 Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) Hello there. I have devised my top ten list of "things that have nothing to do with Aliens." Enjoy, and feel free to post your own list. 10 - The novel "War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy 9 - "Batman - The Motion Picture Soundtrack" 8 - Kevin Bacon 7 - My dog 6 - Stolichinaya Vodka 5 - Tacos 4 - The corpses your cat presents you 3 - Masking Tape 2 - Kotex brand Tampons and finally: 1 - Nick Offerman's Moustache Edited October 30, 2014 by Karasu 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblykiss Posted October 30, 2014 #2 Share Posted October 30, 2014 5 - Tacos were invented by the Aztecs, who fought Flower and Star Wars (by following the seasons and the orbit or Venus), Venus is an alien planet, tacos are therefore the product of wars inspired by Aliens. On a side note, tacos were mostly made of chihuahua ancestor dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightLady Posted October 30, 2014 #3 Share Posted October 30, 2014 1.) Postage Stamps 2.) Hair Brushes 3.) Dentures 4.) Shoes 5.) Under Garments 6.) Prom Dresses 7.) Polka Lessons 8.) Face Lifts 9.) Nose Clips 10.) Chocolate .... unless it's really a diabolical plot of some sort. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karasu Posted October 30, 2014 Author #4 Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) 5 - Tacos were invented by the Aztecs, who fought Flower and Star Wars (by following the seasons and the orbit or Venus), Venus is an alien planet, tacos are therefore the product of wars inspired by Aliens. On a side note, tacos were mostly made of chihuahua ancestor dogs. If you believe in aliens on Venus, sure. Edited October 30, 2014 by Karasu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted October 30, 2014 #5 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Im sure this has been mentioned but most anything could deal with aliens if aliens were involved, I would imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted October 30, 2014 #6 Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) Hello there. I have devised my top ten list of "things that have nothing to do with Aliens." Enjoy, and feel free to post your own list. 10 - The novel "War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy. Not true. War and Peace takes place during the Napoleonic wars and Napoleon had an alien chip inplanted in him. See: http://www.abovetops...hread544114/pg1 Edited October 30, 2014 by Noteverythingisaconspiracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karasu Posted October 31, 2014 Author #7 Share Posted October 31, 2014 (edited) Not true. War and Peace takes place during the Napoleonic wars and Napoleon had an alien chip inplanted in him. See: http://www.abovetops...hread544114/pg1 This is only true if you're; A ). delusional, B ). live in a fantasy world, C ). on drugs. Edited October 31, 2014 by Karasu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightLady Posted November 1, 2014 #8 Share Posted November 1, 2014 (edited) Im sure this has been mentioned but most anything could deal with aliens if aliens were involved, I would imagine. Ah, but it would seem that hair brushes, dentures and shoes are things they have no need of. Of course my aliens may differ from yours. Prom dresses are admittedly questionable. Gee, if one of them showed up in the same gown I worked so hard to find.... I would go home. Edited November 1, 2014 by MidnightLady 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorpiosonic Posted November 2, 2014 #9 Share Posted November 2, 2014 (edited) Remember the episode of "Married W/ Children" when the aliens :alien: were stealing Al's socks and using them for fuel??? They could've used his shoes as well ....and they HAD TO use the nose clips while collecting them. Of course, any Vodka can also be used as rocket fuel. The corpses your cat presents you-can be converted into methane gas...Eco-friendly rocket fuel. Nick Offerman's Moustache...made of carbon...nuff said. Working on the rest.... Edited November 2, 2014 by scorpiosonic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted November 2, 2014 #10 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Kim Kardashian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightLady Posted November 2, 2014 #11 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Remember the episode of "Married W/ Children" when the aliens :alien: were stealing Al's socks and using them for fuel??? They could've used his shoes as well ....and they HAD TO use the nose clips while collecting them. Of course, any Vodka can also be used as rocket fuel. The corpses your cat presents you-can be converted into methane gas...Eco-friendly rocket fuel. Nick Offerman's Moustache...made of carbon...nuff said. Working on the rest.... Sorry I missed that one but I do recall that a Bundy doesn't tap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted November 2, 2014 #12 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Exxon Valdez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back to earth Posted November 3, 2014 #13 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Kim Kardashian What ! ? ! ? She isn't an alien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back to earth Posted November 3, 2014 #14 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Heroin ? ... Oh ... damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karasu Posted November 3, 2014 Author #15 Share Posted November 3, 2014 (edited) What ! ? ! ? She isn't an alien She isn't!?!? Edited November 3, 2014 by Karasu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back to earth Posted November 6, 2014 #16 Share Posted November 6, 2014 (edited) She isn't!?!? Apparently her 'intuition' makes her something else http://www.urbandict...n&defid=6185718 I wouldn't make judgements on her like that ... she is obviously here doing 'research'. Edited November 6, 2014 by back to earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karasu Posted November 7, 2014 Author #17 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Apparently her 'intuition' makes her something else http://www.urbandict...n&defid=6185718 I wouldn't make judgements on her like that ... she is obviously here doing 'research'. I just checked out that entry. "Kim Kardashian said "intuition" led her to end her 72-day-old marriage." In the words of Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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