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Friday End of the World........... cancelled.

Amusing reasons why the world wont end..

 Started by Professor T , Dec 17 2012 08:05 PM

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#46    Timonthy

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 03:33 AM

It's cancelled because otherwise I would be up for too much child support from September 2013.

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 06:56 AM

View PostProfessor T, on 18 December 2012 - 01:34 AM, said:



ahh, but it does take the shape of a Wham Bam Pentagram!

Also, so I've been told, I'f you can stand in this wham Bam pentagram stance for 20 minutes
Cernunos himself will come knocking on your door baring wonderful gifts!

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Oh we leave cookies and blood out for Cernunos every year .
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 10:03 AM

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 11:44 AM

Doomsday is cancelled because I finally have the first band practice in 3 weeks. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT DAMMIT!
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 04:31 PM

Doomsday is cancelled because the Nibblers are on strike and refuse to destroy the world without a pay raise.
AA LOGIC
They didn't use thousands of workers - oops forgot about the work camps
There's no evidence for ramps - You found one?...Bummer
Well we know they didn't use ancient tools to cut and shape the stones - Chisel marks?  Craps
I still say aliens built them!

#51    Professor T

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 08:04 PM

Dooms day has been cancelled because you can't have an end of the world event on Fridays because it's bad Feng Shui!

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Friday (vendredi in French) is ruled by Venus. "Friday's child is loving and giving" might refer to the Venus nature, that is, a person who is loving and receptive to love.

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 08:09 PM

Doomsday is canceled because it got sick of all the stupid theories about it and decided to take awhile off.

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 08:12 PM

3 more days until the news is filled with nutjob cults that do stupid stuff.
(aka Heavens Gate type people)

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 09:08 PM

Ha easy question, yes folks I'll say it we are not mayans so our little part of the world wont end I'm sorry to burst all those doomsayers bubbles out there so build a bridge and get over it.  :passifier:

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 09:11 PM

it's cancelled because there's also a sale on at walmart that night

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 09:40 PM

View PostJGirl, on 18 December 2012 - 09:11 PM, said:

it's cancelled because there's also a sale on at walmart that night

Well Walmart is the devils dept store . Evil it is .Evil .
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 09:42 PM

View PostSimbi Laveau, on 18 December 2012 - 09:40 PM, said:

Well Walmart is the devils dept store . Evil it is .Evil .
does the devil shop? i thought he'd have minions to do that sort of thing

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 09:48 PM

It better not be cancelled, i don't want to work on Monday...
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 10:07 PM

View PostJGirl, on 18 December 2012 - 09:42 PM, said:


does the devil shop? i thought he'd have minions to do that sort of thing

Oh no,he owns the chain . I thought everyone knew this .

View PostOdds, on 18 December 2012 - 09:48 PM, said:

It better not be cancelled, i don't want to work on Monday...

I don't want to pay my taxes ,so ....I'm hopeful .
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 10:49 PM

Sorry to p*** everyone off... but its back on!             
The World Will again be ending on Friday, as planned?        :clap:
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