Still Waters Posted December 28, 2011 #1 Share Posted December 28, 2011 A woman claims she can see the face of Jesus in the creases of a drying sock. Sarah Crane, 38, said she was stunned when she saw a bearded man staring back at her from the laundry line. Her boyfriend agreed the crumpled grey "holy sock" bore an uncanny likeness to the traditional image of Christ, and the couple took photographs to show their friends. They even talked about creating a shrine to the sock but then the face was lost when they moved it. Read more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Englishgent Posted December 28, 2011 #2 Share Posted December 28, 2011 oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedutchiedutch Posted December 28, 2011 #3 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Great, now we got a "holy sock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bavarian Raven Posted December 28, 2011 #4 Share Posted December 28, 2011 maybe if i wear those socks, i'll get luck luck on my next exam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLOMBIE Posted December 28, 2011 #5 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Great, now we got a "holy sock" ALL GLORY TO THE HOLY SOCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon E. Mouse Posted December 29, 2011 #6 Share Posted December 29, 2011 (edited) I've always wondered how someone can claim specifically that he or she is seeing "Jesus" considering there is so much debate on what he even looked like. Some people think he was black, some think he was middle-eastern...fat Jesus, clean-cut Jesus, ugly Jesus, perfect Jesus. Dude has more forms than Frieza. But in all seriousness, that's a bit of a leap to say that something is indisputably Jesus. I could make the argument that she actually saw CM Punk circa 2010. Edited December 29, 2011 by Skittel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted December 29, 2011 #7 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Seen everywhere... on pancakes, toast, toasters, soup, bread, shop receipts, cliff tops and now .....socks...!! He sure turns up in some really wired places eh? It seems a lot of these kind of stories are coming out thicker and faster these days... next it will be - I was mopping up a mess from my dog .. and low and behold.. I looked at the cloth afterwards and there he was !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted December 29, 2011 #8 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Great, now we got a "holy sock" If you wore it and someone said - man your feet stink.. you could take offence and say - Don't be blasphemous .. That's Jesus on my sock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willowdreams Posted December 29, 2011 #9 Share Posted December 29, 2011 yanno.. we honestly do not know what Jesus looked like.. wouldnt it be amazing if it turns out that this face everyone thinks is his, is actually satans? isn't it satan who is always trying to steal your sole soul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted December 30, 2011 #10 Share Posted December 30, 2011 If you wore it and someone said - man your feet stink.. you could take offence and say - Don't be blasphemous .. That's Jesus on my sock YOu'd never be able to wash it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted December 30, 2011 #11 Share Posted December 30, 2011 YOu'd never be able to wash it again! I'd stick it on ebay.. it is full of people who would actually be foolish enough to pay for that sock lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libstaK Posted December 30, 2011 #12 Share Posted December 30, 2011 "They even talked about creating a shrine to the sock but then the face was lost when they moved it." Sooooo when the sock was hanging from a clothesline at a certain location, under a certain light and crumpled in a certain way it was deemed to look like Jesus if you believed he actually looked a certain way . Them thinking of "creating a shrine" to a sock hanging on a clotheslines screams mind altering substance abuse - a cautionary tale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jello Posted December 31, 2011 #13 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Seems like they're tryin to get as many jesus sightings in as possible before the new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dharma warrior Posted December 31, 2011 #14 Share Posted December 31, 2011 The other morning as I was changing my underwear I noticed a brown stain on the crotch. Upon closer inspection I saw that it was the perfect image of Mother Mary changing Baby Jesus's diapers. Now I'm in a quandry, do I launder my tighty whities, or shrine em. I would love to save them for posterity, but I only have a couple other pair of good skivs. What to do??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d e v i c e Posted December 31, 2011 #15 Share Posted December 31, 2011 How on earth she spotted that I'll never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancient astronaut Posted December 31, 2011 #16 Share Posted December 31, 2011 when is this lunacy going to end? so what if she saw swamp thing in her sock?? why is this even newsworthy???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Fluffs Posted December 31, 2011 #17 Share Posted December 31, 2011 You know what I saw last week? The face of Jesus inside a banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted December 31, 2011 #18 Share Posted December 31, 2011 What a load of old cobblers,the woman is mental,do-svedahnya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergeantflynn Posted January 1, 2012 #19 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Picture of Jesus on a sock !! I once saw a spider on a picture of Jesus . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heroic Bishop Posted January 1, 2012 #20 Share Posted January 1, 2012 These people are getting worse, just shows the human mind sees what it wants to, religion has a lot to answer for! Pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orcseeker Posted January 1, 2012 #21 Share Posted January 1, 2012 I think this image sums up this entire article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felines3 Posted January 1, 2012 #22 Share Posted January 1, 2012 @dharma LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandcat Posted January 2, 2012 #23 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Yes it does look like the likeness of Jesus, very cool how when you look hard enough at something you can see a picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Really Mad Scientist Posted January 2, 2012 #24 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Wow. People grow up looking at drawings of Jesus thinking that's what he looked like. No one knows what Jesus looked like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluey Posted January 2, 2012 #25 Share Posted January 2, 2012 far out!!!!!!!.....isn't smiley faces embedded/pre-indented in toast bad enough.................................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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