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Movies That Are So Bad, They're Good


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#166    Bracket

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 07:01 AM

I've been catching the Street Fighter movie on tv, and i can't change the channel.  :lol:

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 04:03 PM

View PostBracket, on 22 December 2011 - 07:01 AM, said:

I've been catching the Street Fighter movie on tv, and i can't change the channel.  :lol:
Oh no! :lol:

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Return of the Living Dead it's bad and I love it! lol
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 08:35 PM

Watched part of "Teenage Caveman" with Robert Vaughn (1960's) the other day. I think it would qualify.

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 03:24 AM

View PostBracket, on 22 December 2011 - 07:01 AM, said:

I've been catching the Street Fighter movie on tv, and i can't change the channel.  :lol:

This!

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 04:51 AM

View PostDr Strange, on 24 December 2011 - 03:24 AM, said:

This!

It's still fun to watch...... and feel your brain cells die.  :lol:

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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 05:07 PM

View PostBracket, on 24 December 2011 - 04:51 AM, said:

It's still fun to watch...... and feel your brain cells die.  :lol:

Haha. Yeees.


The part where Zangief is like "Quick, Change the channel!" Classic!

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 05:31 PM

View PostDr Strange, on 24 December 2011 - 05:07 PM, said:

Haha. Yeees.


The part where Zangief is like "Quick, Change the channel!" Classic!

Yeah, and when he is so shocked to realize that Bison is the bad guy. Hilarious. Oh, and the bags of chemicals that they're pumping into Blanka literally say "Mutagen".  :lol:

Raul Julia actually won a Saturn Award for his part as Bison, though.  :blink:

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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 05:48 PM

haha. And his sideways thumbs up thing...  

Mutagen... hahahahaha.

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 06:05 PM

Haha!............. Now i want to watch it again.  :unsure2:

Yeah, and he was basically dying of stomach cancer at the time.  :hmm:

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 01:52 AM

View PostBracket, on 24 December 2011 - 06:05 PM, said:

Haha!............. Now i want to watch it again.  :unsure2:



I just bought it on Amazon, lol.



View PostBracket, on 24 December 2011 - 06:05 PM, said:

Yeah, and he was basically dying of stomach cancer at the time.  :hmm:


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Yeah, which makes his performance all the more amazing.



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Posted 27 December 2011 - 10:56 PM

I dont know if anyone else has said it or yet but mine is Freddy got fingered. It is so wrong on so many levels but yet you cannot look away. I mean what other movie has scenes with a grown man jerking off a horse and an elephant that isnt a *spam filter*. I really think they took a bunch of crack head put them in a room threw in a bag of crack and said make us a movie.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 09:35 AM

Killer Klowns From Outer Space....I cannot stress how TERRIBLE that movie is, yet I own a copy and watch it quite a lot! LoL!

Also I personally LOVE Pet Sematary but it's VERY campy...very 80's horror.

The Ring Two....as much as I like to pretend that movie was never made....can't...stop...watching it!

Dinocroc....haven't even FINISHED it but my GOD do I ever own the hell out of a copy. Costas Mandylor is a sex God. So sue me!

Flourish (Check this movie out....it makes very little sense, the acting is horrible, and yet SOOOOO Many catch phrases!)

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 10:58 PM

View Postthedutchiedutch, on 22 February 2011 - 09:10 PM, said:

Yes, the one for me that comes in mind right away is "Old School", with Will Ferrell.

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I loved it!!

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 10:57 PM

"Bad" is a relative word...


- CASTLE OF THE LIVNING DEAD + 1967 + christopher lee
- I LOVE A MYSTERY + 1945 + jim bannon + george macready
- BLACK TORMENT + 1964
- THE WOMAN IN BLACK
- THE MAN ON THE TRAIN + 1953 + david niven + alan napier
- THE WITCH'S MIRROR + 1960
- BLACK MAGIC + 1975 + Shaw Brothers + Hong Kong
- THE HAUNTED LANTERN + 1997 + Japan
- THE UNDEAD + 1957 + roger corman



- Mystics in Bali
- Last Days of Planet Earth + 1974
- Night of the Devils + 1972 + La Notte dei Davoli + 1972
- The House That Would Not Die + Barbara Stanwyck + Richard Egan + Doreen Lang
- The Thief of Baghdad + 1978 + Terence Stamp + Roddy McDowall + Peter Ustinov + Ian Holm
The House That Wouldn't Die


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Posted 21 March 2012 - 06:48 AM

View PostBracket, on 22 February 2011 - 10:05 PM, said:

How does it not make sense? It's about a monster attacking New York City.  :rolleyes:
It was basically Godzilla .
The fact the guy is moving to Japan was sort of a subliminal hint of that.
Big monster,possibly of alien origin,comes out of the water,destroys big city .
Godzilla.Not to mention ,the monster was COMPLETELY ripped off,design wise ,from the Korean movie The Host.
Exact same monster,only bigger.
The hand held camera was also nauseating.

That's why I didn't like it.Rather watch Godzilla or The Host.

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