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#1    Detective Mystery 2014

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Posted 19 April 2013 - 03:05 AM

Let's create our own conspiracy theory. A UM member will post something. Someone else will add to it. I'll start it so that the second poster can add her or his own story to it.

A UFO visited Atlantis in the mists of history. As the culture vanished, Atlantians fled to what is now Egypt and Iraq. They transplanted their civilization to these Mediterranean areas. They shared their ancient knowledge with a very small group of people.

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Posted 19 April 2013 - 05:09 AM

you'll have to try harder than that D.M, that theory's been around since I was a kid!!
how about elvis being bumped off because he was gonna tell everyone in his autobiography that he was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll, so the CIA offed him before he could finger them!
or that coca cola's made from recycled cowp***?
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oh. wait. that last one's true.....
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Posted 19 April 2013 - 07:17 AM

they built lots of Walls. With incredible precision. And for centuries afterwards, people have bombarded internet forums with pictures of the same walls, over and over, interminably.

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Posted 19 April 2013 - 01:25 PM

View Postshrooma, on 19 April 2013 - 05:09 AM, said:

you'll have to try harder than that D.M, that theory's been around since I was a kid!!
how about elvis being bumped off because he was gonna tell everyone in his autobiography that he was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll, so the CIA offed him before he could finger them!
or that coca cola's made from recycled cowp***?
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oh. wait. that last one's true.....
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Dude, I'm drinking a coke right now...Thanks a lot... :D


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Posted 19 April 2013 - 02:28 PM

Ours is the only inhabited planet in what we call the universe, and we are the only 'intelligent' creatures in that universe.


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Posted 20 April 2013 - 01:41 AM

View PostDetective Mystery 2013, on 19 April 2013 - 03:05 AM, said:

Let's create our own conspiracy theory. A UM member will post something. Someone else will add to it. I'll start it so that the second poster can add her or his own story to it.

A UFO visited Atlantis in the mists of history. As the culture vanished, Atlantians fled to what is now Egypt and Iraq. They transplanted their civilization to these Mediterranean areas. They shared their ancient knowledge with a very small group of people.

Some of UFO occupants decided to stay and they created  genetic hybrids so their offspring would be more suitable for the new earthly enviroment. The Nephalim experiment is born and every so often some the originals occupants race come back and observe and destroy the ones that went wrong ......the flood ...but there were some survivors hidden...the bloodline goes on ....until......


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Posted 20 April 2013 - 02:10 AM

View Postshrooma, on 19 April 2013 - 05:09 AM, said:

you'll have to try harder than that D.M, that theory's been around since I was a kid!!
how about elvis being bumped off because he was gonna tell everyone in his autobiography that he was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll, so the CIA offed him before he could finger them!
or that coca cola's made from recycled cowp***?
.
oh. wait. that last one's true.....
:-)

No its made of Cocaine ! Thats why you can never ,never just have one ! As for E.T and Atlantis ,We all know they all moved to THe Land down under and run around half nakie & Love to eat grubs !
Now that Evolution !

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 02:21 AM

View PostWhite Unicorn, on 20 April 2013 - 01:41 AM, said:

Some of UFO occupants decided to stay and they created  genetic hybrids so their offspring would be more suitable for the new earthly enviroment. The Nephalim experiment is born and every so often some the originals occupants race come back and observe and destroy the ones that went wrong ......the flood ...but there were some survivors hidden...the bloodline goes on ....until......

The bloodline goes on until it reveals itself to people around the world. This will take place when all countries and institutions are controlled by the bloodline. After this is done, the leader of the bloodline will talk to the world. He will tell the world that....

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 02:35 AM

Cleopatra never existed. She was a political invention created by Caesar to take the fall for the worst of his mistakes. Unfortunately, historians took Cleopatra to be a real figure and now generations of kids are being indoctrinated to believe the Cleopatra Myth.

Now that you know the truth, you have two options. You can be like the the rest of the sheeple and believe the official government story, or you can start thinking for yourself and get properly educated.

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 02:45 AM

View PostParanoid Android, on 20 April 2013 - 02:35 AM, said:

Cleopatra never existed. She was a political invention created by Caesar to take the fall for the worst of his mistakes. Unfortunately, historians took Cleopatra to be a real figure and now generations of kids are being indoctrinated to believe the Cleopatra Myth.

Now that you know the truth, you have two options. You can be like the the rest of the sheeple and believe the official government story, or you can start thinking for yourself and get properly educated.

The world was disappointed by this "startling revelation". They expected more. Conspiracy theorists claimed that "Cleopatra" was substituted for someone or something. The truth was revealed when....

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 02:57 AM

View PostDetective Mystery 2013, on 20 April 2013 - 02:45 AM, said:

The world was disappointed by this "startling revelation". They expected more. Conspiracy theorists claimed that "Cleopatra" was substituted for someone or something. The truth was revealed when....
Mark Anthony's lover Leo Patrick memoirs were discovered and his collection of pet Asps were commemorated with a series of drawings including some where he was wrapped with them from head to toe.

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In you is hidden the treasure of treasures, Oh man, know thyself and you shall know the Universe and the Gods."

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 03:28 AM

That never happened because it was just a PH.E.M.A (Pharaoh's Emergency Management Agency) exercise.


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 02:19 AM

View PostLikely Guy, on 20 April 2013 - 03:28 AM, said:

That never happened because it was just a PH.E.M.A (Pharaoh's Emergency Management Agency) exercise.

That's why many ancient symbols also are modern symbols. I'm referring to things like pyramids and triangles. You see them in all sorts of places. This is because....

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 04:16 AM

View PostDetective Mystery 2013, on 21 April 2013 - 02:19 AM, said:



That's why many ancient symbols also are modern symbols. I'm referring to things like pyramids and triangles. You see them in all sorts of places. This is because....

Geometry is the devil spawn of the Masons. Pythagoras was the latent author of...


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 04:29 AM

View PostLikely Guy, on 21 April 2013 - 04:16 AM, said:



Geometry is the devil spawn of the Masons. Pythagoras was the latent author of...
The God Delusion. Richard Dawkins found a manuscript with the text, attributed to Pythagoras. We  cannot access this Pythagorean "lost testament" because Dawkins gave it to the Vatican library to hide away along with all the other secret documents no one will ever see. The reason the Vatican and a prominent atheist would do secret deals is.....

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