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#7231    hacktorp

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 06:32 PM

View Postscowl, on 21 February 2013 - 05:58 PM, said:

The precision you see is entirely cosmetic. They were created by wet carving. You take two stones and rub them together with water and abrasive aggregate. Eventually the two surfaces will match in a straight line. Notice that the only straight lines are horizontal? That's because this technique is a lot harder to do horizontally. We've discovered that behind the visible joint, the rocks don't fit well at all and the space is packed with random rocks proving that the joints are more cosmetic than functional.

Wow.  When attempts to produce a prosaic explanation reach THIS level of feebling desperation, skeptics everywhere take a black eye.

How about YOU take two stones and rub them together (with water and abrasive aggregate)?  Report back here when you've either produced something resembling a straight line or given up in sheer defeat (and humiliation).

Absolute garbage.


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Posted 21 February 2013 - 06:35 PM

View PostTheSearcher, on 21 February 2013 - 08:11 AM, said:

please explain exactly how the rocks were softened. What method was used? What machine was used? On what principles did the machine work? Where there restrictions in energy usage? Were there restrictions in size or rock type? Was a machine actually used?
If you can answer these questions to everybody's satisfaction, then only will I consider that this is more than an enormous pile of warm, steaming bovine excrement.

Searcher, I think you have just hit on how the rocks were softened. The aliens had a huge animal pet that only eats rocks. What is this pet's excrement? An enormous pile of warm, steaming bovine excrement of rocks that can be shaped to any shape wanted and then hardens when cooled.

I don't know why anyone hasn't thought of this before. It's been there right in front of us all this time. This has got to be the answer.

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Edited by odiesbsc, 21 February 2013 - 06:36 PM.

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 06:44 PM

View Postscowl, on 21 February 2013 - 06:22 PM, said:

I don't expect you to believe because you think electricity can be conducted without wires. However there are books on how these techniques were duplicated recently (books are the paper things you read, not click on). There have been several great specials on the History Channel where people have gone to Peru and created identical blocks using these techniques. They literally put a large rock on top of another and ground away by moving the top stone back and forth sideways. After a couple of days of grinding and clearing the space between the stones with water, the joint between them was incredibly straight and smooth.

They also showed how the horizontal joints in these walls had been "cheated" (filled with rubble behind the face) which would be a silly thing to do if you can cut through any stone like clay.

You mean like Protzen and his team.  They didn't manage it.

Eight guys sweating for days over a 0.5 tonne block that they dropped at one point nearly hospitalising half the team.

They used cold steel hammers and chisels too.

Here is the result.

Voila:

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Here is some real precision:

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 06:48 PM

View Postscowl, on 21 February 2013 - 06:07 PM, said:

It's also perfectly consistent with hard stone or metal tools acting on regular stone.

I know. I've done this, zoser. I have rocks in my backyard that look just like that. There's no need to "soften" the rock by some supernatural process. You just need to hit the damn chisel really hard with a heavy hammer.

I would be interested to see photographs of your rocks that show the scraping, stamping, trimming and pointing,

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 06:51 PM

View PostTheSearcher, on 21 February 2013 - 08:11 AM, said:

There's a difference between being able to reason by yourself and making up reality as you go. This falls in the latter category.

Barring that, please explain exactly how the rocks were softened. What method was used? What machine was used? On what principles did the machine work? Where there restrictions in energy usage? Were there restrictions in size or rock type? Was a machine actually used?
If you can answer these questions to everybody's satisfaction, then only will I consider that this is more than an enormous pile of warm, steaming bovine excrement.

Buried spaceships not required.

The evidence of the stones speaks louder.

Despite the denial you have offered no explanation for what the marks on the blocks are and how they were caused.

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 06:54 PM

Amazing to see this thread still going... :alien: :clap:

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 06:55 PM

View Postodiesbsc, on 21 February 2013 - 06:35 PM, said:

Searcher, I think you have just hit on how the rocks were softened. The aliens had a huge animal pet that only eats rocks. What is this pet's excrement? An enormous pile of warm, steaming bovine excrement of rocks that can be shaped to any shape wanted and then hardens when cooled.

I don't know why anyone hasn't thought of this before. It's been there right in front of us all this time. This has got to be the answer.

Odie   :whistle:

and when it was too hard to have been worked, we DO have evidence of stone working tools to go by.  But what lots of folk dont know - or forget is....it was rebuilt... literally - in the 1800's, so many of the pics seen today are what MAN did and we have the photos.

Guess where from? Brien Forester no less! Click for bigger

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And for zosers benefit...heres the vid that shows MAN rebuilt it

0.30 seconds onwards




and if you made it to the end of the vid  - what ancient knowledge are we given?

Yes...the all important message to mankind, in bold red letters... saying

       BUY MY EBOOK

Edited by seeder, 21 February 2013 - 07:01 PM.

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 06:55 PM

View Postzoser, on 21 February 2013 - 06:48 PM, said:

I would be interested to see photographs of your rocks that show the scraping, stamping, trimming and pointing,

yeah scowl...we would all be interested to see the rocks in your garden...prove your point.... :yes:

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 06:58 PM

View Postseeder, on 21 February 2013 - 06:55 PM, said:

and when it was too hard to have been worked, we DO have evidence of stone working tools to go by.  But what lots of folk dont know - or forget is....it was rebuilt... literally - in the 1800's, so many of the pics seen today are what MAN did and we have the photos.

Guess where from? Brien Forester no less! Click for bigger

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And for zosers benefit...heres the vid that shows MAN rebuilt it

0.30 seconds onwards



I think you are confusing Tiwanaku with Puma Punku.

Puma Punku was never rebuilt (at least not in the last millenium).

The real precision high tech work is at Puma Punku.

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:00 PM

View PostTesla II, on 21 February 2013 - 06:54 PM, said:

Amazing to see this thread still going... :alien: :clap:

The work was done a long time ago really..  The original hypothesis of the stone softening was due to Jose Gamarra.  Brien Foerster and Jan Peter de Jong and a few others promoted it.

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:13 PM

View Postzoser, on 21 February 2013 - 06:58 PM, said:

I think you are confusing Tiwanaku with Puma Punku.

Puma Punku was never rebuilt (at least not in the last millenium).

The real precision high tech work is at Puma Punku.

Me confuse something? Not at all...its an exercise - as I posted about earlier - in your ability to cherry pick certain pics that support Briens theories. Hell its not even your fault entirely as you JUST post what stuff of his you can find - without looking further.

When I was  kid I modeled a Christmas Angel out of clay for my mum, the wings were PERFECT...the torso wasn't bad either,  but the arms and legs looked like pipe cleaners and the face looked like a gargoyle. Bless her she still has it. And on the rare occasions she will chose to show my family or friends...she always emphasizes how GREAT the wings were...and without ever mentioning what an ugly mis-shaped face it also had.

And so it is with you. A few good pics of tight fitting stones. Only.

Never looking at the bigger picture. You know the ones that show lousy precision and stone cutting mistakes

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:16 PM

View Postzoser, on 20 February 2013 - 08:46 PM, said:

Why do some appear pointed and some not?

Could it be that some bulged out more than others?

Come on chaps think.

I could say the same thing about your head.

Harte

Edited by Harte, 21 February 2013 - 07:17 PM.

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:24 PM

View PostTheSearcher, on 21 February 2013 - 08:11 AM, said:

There's a difference between being able to reason by yourself and making up reality as you go. This falls in the latter category.

Barring that, please explain exactly how the rocks were softened. What method was used? What machine was used?pile of warm, steaming bovine excrement.

Simple.

Alien raygun accidentally left behind, or jungle-type laser powered by the piezoelectricity that shoots out of the stones in response to the Earth's natural vibrations (7.8 Hz, remember?)

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:26 PM

View PostHarte, on 21 February 2013 - 07:16 PM, said:

I could say the same thing about your head.

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Now that's just pointlessly cruel, might have been accurate but cruel nonetheless, I could say the same about my head too.

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:28 PM

View Postzoser, on 21 February 2013 - 06:44 PM, said:

You mean like Protzen and his team.  They didn't manage it.

Eight guys sweating for days over a 0.5 tonne block that they dropped at one point nearly hospitalising half the team.

They used cold steel hammers and chisels too.

Here is the result.

Voila:

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Here is some real precision:

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And you 'forgot' to mention that that was their first try.

Now add to that equation thousands of experienced Inca masons.

And don't you just love those remnants of protuberances at the bottom of these stones?

You had no explanation for them, but I had.

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Edited by Abramelin, 21 February 2013 - 07:32 PM.