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#46    GreenmansGod

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 10:05 PM

View Postthe rebirth, on 19 March 2010 - 03:44 PM, said:

this guy sounds like a creep. hes from florida right? the sunshine state? sunshine kill vampyre? ok.
Why do all the nut cases have to be from Florida. I keep telling people don't drink the water.

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 02:48 AM

And with idiots that we have as a voting block.... he'll probally do it.

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 11:31 AM

A blood sucking politician. What's new?

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 06:27 PM

More talk about crazy vampire politicians, less (as in NO) posting of sexytime undead.

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 06:52 PM

Here is his Mr. President's blog:

http://jonathontheim...8.blogspot.com/

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry...


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Posted 12 April 2010 - 07:58 PM

Thanks for the blog link!

Is it wrong that I almost clicked "Report Abuse" as soon as I went to his page just because it was such an abuse of logic, as well as continuance of a generic blogspot blog theme?

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As President, I will represent you - the people, not the special interest groups. Nel Sangue, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Oh irony, thy name is Jonathon Sharkey. He represents "you", not the special interest groups. Those fringe people with their own strange agendas outside the interest of mainstream vampires... wait... Nel Sangue... yes, because everyone signs off "Nel Sangue".

Well, it's from 2008 but he started strong, I give him that:

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008
The Impaler Burns Muslim Prayer Mat
This morning, 2008 VWP Party Presidential Candidate - Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, took the prayer mat/rug of a Muslim who had repeatedly condemned the Jewish Nation, and America to Jonathon, and drew a Satanic Pentagram along with wrote Hail Lucifer on it, before pouring lighter fluid on it, then setting the mat on fire.

Now, I'm not a botanist, but I think he might not quite grasp how religions work. He's a Satanist vampire that supports Israel against radical Muslims... cheeeck...

I hope he somehow manages to get in the spotlight, at least the attention of the daily show. "Feed the monkey and watch him crap" as one of my friends characterized when people would facetiously encourage someone to do something stupid just for the entertainment value, with that person not understanding they were being mocked.

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 08:20 PM

No more ridiculous than a austrian body building alien robot doing it?

Where it states "For official use only" - gently rub a white wax candle over the area indicated.

Kick a habit - i never did like Tolkien...

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Posted 30 April 2010 - 05:01 PM

Okay i think it would be awesome to have a well educated self proclaimed vampire as president dont get me wrong... But this guy is a creep. He's a disgrace to the vampire community.


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Posted 30 April 2010 - 05:03 PM

Okay, not voting for him... does he know where I live???Posted Image

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#55    Princess Serenity

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Posted 30 April 2010 - 06:30 PM

View PostMistydawn, on 30 April 2010 - 05:03 PM, said:

Okay, not voting for him... does he know where I live???Posted Image

No. He lives in Flordia.


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Posted 02 May 2010 - 05:35 PM

View PostMoon Princess, on 30 April 2010 - 06:30 PM, said:

No. He lives in Flordia.

okay then, (phew!) he doesn't have wings or a ticket on a boat to Yorkshire in England...... not related to Drac and all that, good show!!! He can have my vote then....Posted Image

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 06:10 PM

View PostMistydawn, on 02 May 2010 - 05:35 PM, said:

okay then, (phew!) he doesn't have wings or a ticket on a boat to Yorkshire in England...... not related to Drac and all that, good show!!! He can have my vote then....Posted Image

Don't worry. I don't think he will, Misty. No worries. I'll just dump him in the Mid Atlantic Range if he comes near ya.

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 06:23 PM

View PostMoon Princess, on 02 May 2010 - 06:10 PM, said:

Don't worry. I don't think he will, Misty. No worries. I'll just dump him in the Mid Atlantic Range if he comes near ya.

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 11:58 PM

View PostMistydawn, on 02 May 2010 - 06:23 PM, said:

So Moonie... you know him personally???  Attachment good company!.jpg

NO! But I would keep him away from you.


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Posted 03 May 2010 - 09:01 AM

View PostMoon Princess, on 02 May 2010 - 11:58 PM, said:

NO! But I would keep him away from you.


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