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Reasons men cannot win--LOL


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#16    coldethyl

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 10:43 PM

What the hell is a headache?


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Posted 10 July 2012 - 08:47 AM

I'm with Michelle on this one, its a non issue.....we're very much worth every bit of what you guys have to put up with :innocent:   lol


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Posted 11 July 2012 - 06:55 PM

View PostViviana98, on 10 July 2012 - 08:47 AM, said:

I'm with Michelle on this one, its a non issue.....we're very much worth every bit of what you guys have to put up with :innocent:   lol

Like the old saying....

"A loyal wife can be defined as a woman who'll support you through all the troubles you wouldn't have had if you hadn't married her in the first place!"

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 07:53 PM

Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman. :innocent:

Edited by Michelle, 11 July 2012 - 07:54 PM.


#20    Abramelin

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 04:54 AM

View Postcoldethyl, on 02 June 2012 - 10:43 PM, said:

What the hell is a headache?

That's what started the Universe according to women.

According to men it started with a big bang,

Dunno, but I see a connection here...


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Posted 20 August 2012 - 07:19 PM

View Postspud the mackem, on 19 May 2012 - 03:10 PM, said:

Well my Mrs acknowledges that I am definitely without doubt "The absolute Head of the House",but that she is the neck and can manipulate the head anyway she wants,and she says IT WORKS...
Wedding is a succession of RINGS.
Engagement...R
Wedding...........I
Eternity............N
Suffer................G

LOL, I got that. Not sure if anyone else did, but I thought it was funny. :tu:


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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:42 AM

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:47 PM

Male and Female Birds

After careful consideration, Scientists have managed to work out the difference between Male and Female birds.......

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:50 PM

Lions and lionesses are easily distinguishable.

But pictures speak a thousand words:

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