Simbi Laveau, on 18 December 2012 - 10:07 PM, said:
Oh no,he owns the chain . I thought everyone knew this .
i'm soooo out of the loop
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Friday End of the World........... cancelled.
Amusing reasons why the world wont end..
Started by Professor T , Dec 17 2012 08:05 PM
Started by Professor T , Dec 17 2012 08:05 PM
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 11:32 PM
lol i'm not up on my walmart news. definitely not up on the devil news.
i'm soooo out of the loop
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 12:03 AM
Simbi Laveau, on 18 December 2012 - 10:07 PM, said:
Oh no,he owns the chain . I thought everyone knew this .
Not sure if Satan owns Wallyworld or not...but I know he shops there. click here
"Ignorance is ignorance. It is a state of mind, not an opinion." ~MID~
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"All that live must die, passing through nature to eternity." ~Shakespeare~
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 12:06 AM
Been cancelled because the inland revenue have realized you have till the end of January to do your return online?
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 12:54 AM
can't happen...i have a junk drawer to clean out
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 01:17 AM
LOL @ JGirl
I am still wating on two ebay parcels and one from Amazon.
I am still wating on two ebay parcels and one from Amazon.
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 01:20 AM
Sunny Day, on 19 December 2012 - 01:17 AM, said:
LOL @ JGirl
I am still wating on two ebay parcels and one from Amazon.
I am still wating on two ebay parcels and one from Amazon.
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 01:21 AM
Lilly, on 19 December 2012 - 12:03 AM, said:
Not sure if Satan owns Wallyworld or not...but I know he shops there. click here
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it and ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 01:24 AM
Lilly, on 19 December 2012 - 12:03 AM, said:
Not sure if Satan owns Wallyworld or not...but I know he shops there. click here
I like this comment someone left on that site:
"The devil went down to Wal-Mart, he was looking for a phone to steal…"
I am another anonymous face in the crowd. I am just another tiny wheel in the machinery of the world I live in.
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 01:28 AM
It's been cancelled because the Mayans never bloody predicted the end of the world in the first place (and even if they had, it's damn unlikely it would happen anyway)...
Try to realize it's all within yourself / No-one else can make you change / And to see you're really only very small / And life flows on within you and without you. / We were talking about the love that's gone so cold and the people / Who gain the world and lose their soul / They don't know they can't see are you one of them? / When you've seen beyond yourself then you may find peace of mind / Is waiting there / And the time will come / when you see we're all one and life flows on within you and without you. ~ George Harrison
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 01:34 AM
EOTW is cancelled because Death, one of the key-figure of the Four Horsemen forgot shoeing his horse, and his robe are still at the dry-cleaner.
Also, at the last dress-rehearsal Hell didn't follow in Death footstep like they trained on before. It's a real lack of imitative on Hell's side here and they have to step up on D-day. We cant have a Hell out of sync, how would that look to all people....unprofessional.......no respect.
So, EOTW postponed until further notice!!
Also, at the last dress-rehearsal Hell didn't follow in Death footstep like they trained on before. It's a real lack of imitative on Hell's side here and they have to step up on D-day. We cant have a Hell out of sync, how would that look to all people....unprofessional.......no respect.
So, EOTW postponed until further notice!!
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 01:51 AM
LOL
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 01:55 AM
*gloomy voice over loud speaker*:
"I'm sorry, the end of the world has been cancelled because the proper forms haven't been signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters."
"Fear not, within a fortnight a new date will be announced, whereupon on receipt of that information, please make sure that you sign the proper form, and retain the 'golden rod' copy. Failing to do so, may preclude you from any future law suits."
- signed, A. Vogon
"I'm sorry, the end of the world has been cancelled because the proper forms haven't been signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters."
"Fear not, within a fortnight a new date will be announced, whereupon on receipt of that information, please make sure that you sign the proper form, and retain the 'golden rod' copy. Failing to do so, may preclude you from any future law suits."
- signed, A. Vogon
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 02:17 AM
EllJay, on 19 December 2012 - 01:34 AM, said:
EOTW is cancelled because Death, one of the key-figure of the Four Horsemen forgot shoeing his horse, and his robe are still at the dry-cleaner.
Also, at the last dress-rehearsal Hell didn't follow in Death footstep like they trained on before. It's a real lack of imitative on Hell's side here and they have to step up on D-day. We cant have a Hell out of sync, how would that look to all people....unprofessional.......no respect.
So, EOTW postponed until further notice!!
Also, at the last dress-rehearsal Hell didn't follow in Death footstep like they trained on before. It's a real lack of imitative on Hell's side here and they have to step up on D-day. We cant have a Hell out of sync, how would that look to all people....unprofessional.......no respect.
So, EOTW postponed until further notice!!
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 06:52 AM
What no end of the world???? Come on I had a nice place picked out to watch it :/
now how much longer am I going to half to wait?
now how much longer am I going to half to wait?
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 06:33 PM
It is cancelled due to the possibility of the hockey season starting after the new year. At least that is the rumor.....the hockey season I mean. The doomsayers will be back to the drawing board for the next 'doomsday' predictions. Good thing I did not bet on them.
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