Dear Dr. El,
I got really annoying neighbors that like to steal from my yard- the ditch works good along one side (neighbor broke an ankle getting into my yard one day) but a small corner of my yard allows them access to steal my firepit furniture.
What can I put in that corner to keep them from gaining access to my yard there? The local bigfoot charges way too much in jerkey for me to keep him on guard all the time, and the local troll just refuses to move away from the bridge down the road.
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Started by Eldorado , Jun 24 2012 06:23 PM
Started by Eldorado , Jun 24 2012 06:23 PM
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Posted 27 June 2012 - 01:14 PM
Yes, I am a cynical and jaded jacknape. I try to see all three sides of the coin- do you?
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I reckon so.
Posted 27 June 2012 - 01:19 PM
I can empathise with your problem, Rashore. Had a similar problem myself.
I used the old fashioned method of barbed wire fence and some Improvised Explosive Devices. I've not had any bother since. Good Luck!
p.s. if you're no good with explosives, get a big dog that bites. The local animal shelter should have some.
I used the old fashioned method of barbed wire fence and some Improvised Explosive Devices. I've not had any bother since. Good Luck!
p.s. if you're no good with explosives, get a big dog that bites. The local animal shelter should have some.
Edited by Eldorado, 27 June 2012 - 01:37 PM.
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Posted 27 June 2012 - 01:29 PM
Eldorado, on 27 June 2012 - 12:16 PM, said:
It's called escapism, BM and nothing to be concerned over. We all do it.
Escapism is mental diversion by means of entertainment or recreation, as an " escape" from the perceived unpleasant or banal aspects of daily life.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escapism
Plus, it's a damn fine TV show so why not? I'm addicted to Deadwood. I shout at the screen if Seth is fighting. "He's got a knife, Seth!" etc.
Confuses the neighbours somewhat. Hehehe.
Escapism is mental diversion by means of entertainment or recreation, as an " escape" from the perceived unpleasant or banal aspects of daily life.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escapism
Plus, it's a damn fine TV show so why not? I'm addicted to Deadwood. I shout at the screen if Seth is fighting. "He's got a knife, Seth!" etc.
Confuses the neighbours somewhat. Hehehe.
Ahhh escapism...There was me thinking it was because of the funny cast and story lines lol but in a way yes it is escapism... anything is better than sitting through hour long boring TV shows with my husband..If i see one more Star Trek I will scream!!
Deadwood...I know of it..seen it advertised but never got around to watching it.. I guess because I also like watching Comedy Gold on Sky ..re-runs of Only Fools and horses ect <-- my weakness lol
Edited by Beckys_Mom, 27 June 2012 - 01:31 PM.
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Posted 30 June 2012 - 11:23 AM
Dear Dr El
I can't decides if I wanna dress up as a tiger or a kitty cat for my next costume party?
I can't decides if I wanna dress up as a tiger or a kitty cat for my next costume party?
The internet is a series of tubes, and those tubes are full of cats.
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I reckon so.
Posted 30 June 2012 - 12:05 PM
ZaraKitty, on 30 June 2012 - 11:23 AM, said:
Dear Dr El
I can't decides if I wanna dress up as a tiger or a kitty cat for my next costume party?
I can't decides if I wanna dress up as a tiger or a kitty cat for my next costume party?
Has to be a kitty, Kitty. Unless it's a Smartie Party (for kids).
If you want a laugh dress as a tiger, sure.... but if you wanna tease a little, it has to be a cat*.
*I'd use another word for a cat but the UM bot has never heard of a p****cat.
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Posted 30 June 2012 - 12:14 PM
Dear dr. El
Remember yesterday when you joked about something, I thought you were serious and I got mad ?? Well I want to shake your hand and make peace, can you do that for me ??
Remember yesterday when you joked about something, I thought you were serious and I got mad ?? Well I want to shake your hand and make peace, can you do that for me ??
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I can see it in their eyes, they've already died.
Posted 30 June 2012 - 01:10 PM
Eldorado, on 30 June 2012 - 12:05 PM, said:
Has to be a kitty, Kitty. Unless it's a Smartie Party (for kids).
If you want a laugh dress as a tiger, sure.... but if you wanna tease a little, it has to be a cat*.
*I'd use another word for a cat but the UM bot has never heard of a p****cat.
If you want a laugh dress as a tiger, sure.... but if you wanna tease a little, it has to be a cat*.
*I'd use another word for a cat but the UM bot has never heard of a p****cat.
Hahah! thanks Dr El!
The internet is a series of tubes, and those tubes are full of cats.
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I reckon so.
Posted 30 June 2012 - 05:21 PM
JonathanVonErich, on 30 June 2012 - 12:14 PM, said:
Dear dr. El
Remember yesterday when you joked about something, I thought you were serious and I got mad ?? Well I want to shake your hand and make peace, can you do that for me ??
Remember yesterday when you joked about something, I thought you were serious and I got mad ?? Well I want to shake your hand and make peace, can you do that for me ??
Of course.
You're like me. Sometimes you bite people you shouldn't be biting cos they don't deserve to be bitten. I have a lot of guilt over that, and I hope you don't end up likewise when you're my age. It sucks.
Everyone has feelings... everyone.
On a brighter note... we have time!
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I reckon so.
Posted 30 June 2012 - 06:26 PM
QuiteContrary, on 25 June 2012 - 04:28 PM, said:
My, what a big gun you have, Dr... 
Are you popular with the ladies?
Are you popular with the ladies?
Only once I start speaking. Tis truly amazing what your tongue can do for you.
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Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now. Dylan
Posted 30 June 2012 - 10:24 PM
Dr. El
My mother's side of the family is Scottish. Do you know any of them?
My mother's side of the family is Scottish. Do you know any of them?
"Sacre bleu 
Last night I srink too much Cognac an ze chair hit me in ze head." Black Red Devil
"Looks like Chappy took a crappy in my gumbo." G. Ramsay
Last night I srink too much Cognac an ze chair hit me in ze head." Black Red Devil"Looks like Chappy took a crappy in my gumbo." G. Ramsay
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Posted 30 June 2012 - 11:22 PM
Thank you doctor El. You're the best ! 
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I reckon so.
Posted 01 July 2012 - 12:46 PM
QuiteContrary, on 30 June 2012 - 10:24 PM, said:
Dr. El
My mother's side of the family is Scottish. Do you know any of them?
My mother's side of the family is Scottish. Do you know any of them?
Well, QC I can't really say without a name and where your kin hail from. Is it that mob with the red afro hairdos? (jokin)
btw I'm a plumber on my Granny's side, do you know any of them?
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Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now. Dylan
Posted 01 July 2012 - 12:59 PM
Eldorado, on 01 July 2012 - 12:46 PM, said:
Well, QC I can't really say without a name and where your kin hail from. Is it that mob with the red afro hairdos? (jokin)
btw I'm a plumber on my Granny's side, do you know any of them?
btw I'm a plumber on my Granny's side, do you know any of them?
yeah, red hair, that's them
nope, never have any problems with my pipes
Edited by QuiteContrary, 01 July 2012 - 01:01 PM.
"Sacre bleu Last night I srink too much Cognac an ze chair hit me in ze head." Black Red Devil
"Looks like Chappy took a crappy in my gumbo." G. Ramsay
Last night I srink too much Cognac an ze chair hit me in ze head." Black Red Devil"Looks like Chappy took a crappy in my gumbo." G. Ramsay
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 02:56 PM
Dear Abby, sorry, I mean Dr El, I have this weird growth between what I think are my ears, do you think it could be cancer?
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I reckon so.
Posted 01 July 2012 - 02:58 PM
Enoonmai, on 01 July 2012 - 02:56 PM, said:
Dear Abby, sorry, I mean Dr El, I have this weird growth between what I think are my ears, do you think it could be cancer?
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