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#46    GreenmansGod

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 11:48 PM

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 12:02 AM

View PostDarkwind, on 12 July 2013 - 11:48 PM, said:

:gun: :gun: :gun:

I am going to set my cat on you  hissssssssssssssss   !!!.................After she finishes her supper, then you are for it !!

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 01:37 AM

Floating the idea of starting a new religion to make money takes some heavy-duty, solid iron cannonballs. Not even Jesus got into such a groove. That being said, may all your adherents be extremely poor and unable to underwrite your fantasy, and may your works of love and charity be free as well as numerous. Bless you in your selfless endeavors.

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 01:46 AM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 13 July 2013 - 12:02 AM, said:

I am going to set my cat on you  hissssssssssssssss   !!!.................After she finishes her supper, then you are for it !!

If she does what my cat does when finishes her supper I have nothing to fear. zzzzzzzzz

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 02:09 AM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 12 July 2013 - 11:18 PM, said:

No wait...

Bacon and chocolate don't mix.. <_<  I am making it an abomination ...Whoever eats bacon in the same way they would chocolate, or both together, is an abomination before the goddess..May the chocolate stains be forever on their faces  lol

Now, this is the kind of religious intolerance I have no time for. It employs the either / or fallacy, and is responsible for some of the worst atrocities in the history of the human race.

There's no theological justification to proclaim that bacon and chocolate cannot co-exist. For example, chocolate everyday - bacon butties on a friday. Works for me.

However, whomsoever would consume bacon and chocolate simultaneously is clearly in league with The Dark One. Crucifixion's too good for them.

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 02:16 AM

View PostFrank Merton, on 10 July 2013 - 11:24 AM, said:

So what do you do if something is both a religion and a scam?

Drown it in a bathtub then bury it in a hole so deep it can never claw its way back out?

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 02:56 AM

View Postwillowdreams, on 12 July 2013 - 05:26 AM, said:

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Everyone needs to be naked as much as possible.
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http://www.azlyrics....ynameismud.html


I LIKE this thinking. This is the sort of creative thinking I need. Everyone is keen on naked.
I am also impressed with the conflict being expressed about bacon vs. chocolate. Every religion needs good and evil, and sacrosanct rules. Preferably illogical. Even to question these rules will be to demonstrate wavering faith.

Edited by alibongo, 13 July 2013 - 03:02 AM.


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Posted 13 July 2013 - 03:07 AM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 12 July 2013 - 11:18 PM, said:

Ha ha nice one

No wait...

Bacon and chocolate don't mix.. <_<  I am making it an abomination ...Whoever eats bacon in the same way they would chocolate, or both together, is an abomination before the goddess..May the chocolate stains be forever on their faces  lol

I will be a goddess who will demand sacrifices... Each month, ( conveniently)  I will gladly accept any home made chocolate fudge cake, those who do not comply will be sent to chocolate hell, where they will be made suffer eating chocolate that has passed it's sell by date for eternity !!!


Ohh dear, it just gets more ridiculous as it goes  lol :P
Great! Let's have a few abominations! I hadn't thought of that! Let's have some Original Sin too- now I am thinking: in the beginning, everyone loved bacon, then chocolate was introduced....or the other way around.


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Posted 13 July 2013 - 03:18 AM

View PostDarkwind, on 10 July 2013 - 10:26 AM, said:

I would rather worship the dog. Give her a belly scratch and she is good. I worship the dog and you worship the cat now we'll have to go to war to see which is one true and loving God of peace.
Now THAT is what I need! Let us kill each other to demonstrate who is the most tolerant and loving! Of course, we do not need to actually do it, but we can demonstrate our kindness by threatening hostility and retribution! There  are some cracking ideas (or should I say, crackling ideas) around!


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Posted 13 July 2013 - 03:50 AM

i found your post so funny i spoke with someone about it today outside my family *shocker for me too*.. they laughed and said.. are they making their own god too? if so, tell them to use duct tape!

so there you have it

duct tape

now.. if you put duct tape to nudity.. what would it equal? no hair of course.

*ok, now i am afraid of how my mind is working*

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 03:59 AM

http://www.apath.org...g_religion.html

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 04:14 AM

View Postwillowdreams, on 13 July 2013 - 03:59 AM, said:

That is good stuff! The only, and big, difference is, I am not peddling snake oil or taking the Michael, like everyone else. My religion is the only one and true one. It is the real deal. It explains why we exist, and what happens after death. I'll be looking for Apostles soon (initially on commission only, after that we will look at salaries and possibly pensions),would you be interested?


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Posted 13 July 2013 - 04:18 AM

View Postalibongo, on 13 July 2013 - 04:14 AM, said:

That is good stuff! The only, and big, difference is, I am not peddling snake oil or taking the Michael, like everyone else. My religion is the only one and true one. It is the real deal. It explains why we exist, and what happens after death. I'll be looking for Apostles soon (initially on commission only, after that we will look at salaries and possibly pensions),would you be interested?

only if i get to join for free, be naked playing in the mud.. and duct tape can be my new bestest friend *winkwink*

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 04:21 AM

This theme has passed the sublime and is well into the ridiculous


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Posted 13 July 2013 - 04:26 AM

View PostFrank Merton, on 13 July 2013 - 04:21 AM, said:

This theme has passed the sublime and is well into the ridiculous

now we can say it is a true religion

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