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Funny signs
Can you add more?
Started by Bling , Sep 24 2012 05:43 PM
Started by Bling , Sep 24 2012 05:43 PM
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 05:43 PM
Hopefully this thread will make us laugh!
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 05:51 PM
But all the time in the back of these things there was the hill-quiet and the stony pastures, and sometimes they made me ashamed of what I was - human and full of a thousand wormy thoughts and selfishness, but more often they were like hands to heal.
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 05:53 PM
But all the time in the back of these things there was the hill-quiet and the stony pastures, and sometimes they made me ashamed of what I was - human and full of a thousand wormy thoughts and selfishness, but more often they were like hands to heal.
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 06:40 PM
Bling, on 24 September 2012 - 05:43 PM, said:
Hopefully this thread will make us laugh!
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 07:03 PM
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 07:28 PM
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 11:28 PM
"Opinions are like a**holes, everyone seems to have one" - Dirty Harry
"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand... "
"I have a black belt in Feng Shui, the subtle martial art. I go home to you and move a lamp and a chair... twelve years later you lay there on the floor with broken kneecaps and destitute."
"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand... "
"I have a black belt in Feng Shui, the subtle martial art. I go home to you and move a lamp and a chair... twelve years later you lay there on the floor with broken kneecaps and destitute."
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 10:27 AM
Here's one of my favourites.
How to deal with religious nut-jobs
How to deal with religious nut-jobs
Edited by Atlantia, 25 September 2012 - 10:28 AM.
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 10:45 AM
Hilarious!
I understand them all...except the *hot* tortoise one. I mean, exactly how does a tortoise become a burning hazard?
I understand them all...except the *hot* tortoise one. I mean, exactly how does a tortoise become a burning hazard?
"Ignorance is ignorance. It is a state of mind, not an opinion." ~MID~
"All that live must die, passing through nature to eternity." ~Shakespeare~
"All that live must die, passing through nature to eternity." ~Shakespeare~
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 12:07 PM
Love all the signs. Some are so true
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 03:27 PM
They forgot what bananas are called?!!!
But all the time in the back of these things there was the hill-quiet and the stony pastures, and sometimes they made me ashamed of what I was - human and full of a thousand wormy thoughts and selfishness, but more often they were like hands to heal.
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 03:35 PM
But all the time in the back of these things there was the hill-quiet and the stony pastures, and sometimes they made me ashamed of what I was - human and full of a thousand wormy thoughts and selfishness, but more often they were like hands to heal.
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 03:48 PM
OK, maybe my friend and I had too little sleep, but we thought this sign was hilarious.
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 03:53 PM
glorybebe, on 25 September 2012 - 03:48 PM, said:
OK, maybe my friend and I had too little sleep, but we thought this sign was hilarious.
Why did they have to be called manholes?
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 03:58 PM
Mnemonix, on 25 September 2012 - 03:53 PM, said:
Why did they have to be called manholes?
Because they are holes that men go down?
But all the time in the back of these things there was the hill-quiet and the stony pastures, and sometimes they made me ashamed of what I was - human and full of a thousand wormy thoughts and selfishness, but more often they were like hands to heal.
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
from 'Now In November' by Josephine Johnson
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