atemmons0703 Posted November 13, 2014 #1 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Hello all, My name is Traci and I found this place while searching for a paranormal forum to talk with others. Strange things have always happened to myself and my family and now Andrew and I have been married for 7 years and he is starting to see stuff a lot more. He says that when he was little he thinks he remembers seeing ghosts. Please anything you want to ask, ask. We're open books and are looking forward to getting to know you all and talking with you! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightLady Posted November 13, 2014 #2 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Welcome new child to the University of higher mysterious learning. We shall try guide you on the path to great and wise understanding. Of course if the batteries of out flashlights run out whilst traveling down the damp and dusty halls of the castle of enlightenment I suggest you sign up for the health insurance that Pookie is in charge of. Suggestion, The Pooks is fond of rum cookies and brandied candies, so bring some as a sign of good will. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atemmons0703 Posted November 13, 2014 Author #3 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Thank you midnightlady. We are looking forward to talking to talking with all of you and sharing stories and gaining more understanding of the things that happen to us. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_dreamer Posted November 14, 2014 #4 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Welcome atemmons0703 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted November 14, 2014 #5 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Welcome to UM Traci! I see that the welcome wagon is just about warmed up. Here's hoping that you find some answers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted November 14, 2014 #6 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Hello Traci, welcome to UM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lioness_Heart Posted November 14, 2014 #7 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Welcome, Traci! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted November 14, 2014 #8 Share Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) Welcome to UM (Unexplained Moosteries) Traci, I am the resident Head Moose, and as MidnightLady said I am a professor by virtue of my Moosters Degree in Paleo-Comedy (I tell really old jokes)... Hopefully you prepared to continue your in-processing procedures... First you will have to get all of your shots up to date (For Rabies, Mange, Bulgarian Heebie-Jeebies, and the condition known as sausage fingers)... The clinic is open from 1:13 am to 4:32 pm (Pago-Pago Standard Time) and is located either on the corner of Torquemada and De Sade, or the corner of Black Lagoon and Sludge Drive (depending on where Bob can find a parking spot for the van)… Next you will have to take a battery of tests to ensure proper placement in the barracks dormitory and selection of classes you will be expected to take… The written tests will be administered by Mrs. Grunion the complex Librarian in the UM University Library and Artillery Test Range… it is a 315 page essay exam – all questions must be answered in ancient Hittite, using the approved clay tablets and a sharp #2 stylus… Remember to bake your tablets well before turning them in… Smudged answers will count against you… The physical portion of the tests will be conducted in the Artillery Impact area immediately afterwards… Following your testing there will be a brief session with all current members where we put on oversized clown shoes and re-create the Irish "Riverdance" then afterwards you will file your paperwork for final placement… You must present it at our Personnel Annex Building which is an old photomat booth located in the center of Death Valley, have it stamped then take it to the Market Square in Jamestown on the Island of St. Helena where you will find a popsicle truck… Then throw the documents away... Later we are expecting cookies and ice cream… so you’d better bring enough for everyone!... Edited November 14, 2014 by Taun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightLady Posted November 14, 2014 #9 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Thank you midnightlady. We are looking forward to talking to talking with all of you and sharing stories and gaining more understanding of the things that happen to us. Your Welcome. I'm not to bad at sharing stories but as for gaining more understanding you might do better talking with my cat. He is very wise... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FollowTheTrail Posted November 14, 2014 #10 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Welcome, Traci! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunpaw Posted November 14, 2014 #11 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Hello Traci and welcome to the forum. Enjoy your stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightLady Posted November 14, 2014 #12 Share Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) Welcome to UM (Unexplained Moosteries) Traci, I am the resident Head Moose, and as MidnightLady said I am a professor by virtue of my Moosters Degree in Paleo-Comedy (I tell really old jokes)... Hopefully you prepared to continue your in-processing procedures... First you will have to get all of your shots up to date (For Rabies, Mange, Bulgarian Heebie-Jeebies, and the condition known as sausage fingers)... The clinic is open from 1:13 am to 4:32 pm (Pago-Pago Standard Time) and is located either on the corner of Torquemada and De Sade, or the corner of Black Lagoon and Sludge Drive (depending on where Bob can find a parking spot for the van)… Next you will have to take a battery of tests to ensure proper placement in the barracks dormitory and selection of classes you will be expected to take… The written tests will be administered by Mrs. Grunion the complex Librarian in the UM University Library and Artillery Test Range… it is a 315 page essay exam – all questions must be answered in ancient Hittite, using the approved clay tablets and a sharp #2 stylus… Remember to bake your tablets well before turning them in… Smudged answers will count against you… The physical portion of the tests will be conducted in the Artillery Impact area immediately afterwards… Following your testing there will be a brief session with all current members where we put on oversized clown shoes and re-create the Irish "Riverdance" then afterwards you will file your paperwork for final placement… You must present it at our Personnel Annex Building which is an old photomat booth located in the center of Death Valley, have it stamped then take it to the Market Square in Jamestown on the Island of St. Helena where you will find a popsicle truck… Then throw the documents away... Later we are expecting cookies and ice cream… so you’d better bring enough for everyone!... If you go to the corners of Sludge Drive and Black Lagoon there is a fascinating creature patrolling that section that gives synchronized swimming lessons at a reduced price. For some reason he is having trouble drumming up business. Personally I think he is a stand up kind of creature, very generous with his time and always ready to pay for the next round. Don't worry about all the testing. Being an Extraterrestrial Entity I have an in with the professors and I know where the cheat sheets are. Tip: Any questions beginning with the word (Why) are simply answered with (Because).... I am sure you will do fine. Oh, if you don't have enough cookies and ice-cream vodka and jello are also welcome. Edited November 14, 2014 by MidnightLady 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DancingCorpse Posted November 16, 2014 #13 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Greetings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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