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Friday End of the World........... cancelled.

Amusing reasons why the world wont end..

 Started by Professor T , Dec 17 2012 08:05 PM

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 07:56 PM

View PostArbitran, on 19 December 2012 - 01:28 AM, said:

It's been cancelled because the Mayans never bloody predicted the end of the world in the first place (and even if they had, it's damn unlikely it would happen anyway)...

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 08:16 PM

View Postpallidin, on 17 December 2012 - 08:36 PM, said:

Yeah, they used defeated warrior heads wrapped in leather.  :w00t:

Sounds more like Millwall FC to me!
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 08:40 PM

Posted ImageArbitran, on 18 December 2012 - 05:28 PM, said:

It's been cancelled because the Mayans never bloody predicted the end of the world in the first place (and even if they had, it's damn unlikely it would happen anyway)...

All it took was an anthropologist admittedly on a shroom trip to come up with the prediction claiming to understood what the Mayans talk about in regards to astronomical events.

The sun does cross the Galactic Center of the Milky way on Friday, which rarely happens in epochial history of astronomical events, and what it only can do is comparable to Venus crossing the disc of the Sun last June: Nothing happens on Earth and we're all safe.
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 10:06 PM

View PostTsa-La-Gie Oyate, on 19 December 2012 - 08:40 PM, said:

Posted ImageArbitran, on 18 December 2012 - 05:28 PM, said:

It's been cancelled because the Mayans never bloody predicted the end of the world in the first place (and even if they had, it's damn unlikely it would happen anyway)...

All it took was an anthropologist admittedly on a shroom trip to come up with the prediction claiming to understood what the Mayans talk about in regards to astronomical events.

The sun does cross the Galactic Center of the Milky way on Friday, which rarely happens in epochial history of astronomical events, and what it only can do is comparable to Venus crossing the disc of the Sun last June: Nothing happens on Earth and we're all safe.

Precicely.
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Posted 20 December 2012 - 09:31 AM

It's been cancelled because Swindon Town are going to win two consecutive titles...
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Posted 20 December 2012 - 03:13 PM

Nevermind everyone....
They found the rest of the calendar, we have another 10 years.

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 03:37 PM

end of the world has been cancelled because the elves were really pissed that they made all those toys for nothing

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:49 AM

Do the planets line up tomorrow?

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:53 AM

View PostMarial-K, on 21 December 2012 - 12:49 AM, said:

Do the planets line up tomorrow?
only if the bell rings :w00t:

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 01:20 AM

The End Of the World Has Been Cancelled Due To Lack Of Interest.

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 01:31 AM

It's not over yet, according to some conspiracy theorists

http://www.theage.co...1221-2bqdc.html

countdown is on! 10:11pm AEDT!
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 09:00 AM

Doomsday has been canceled because of delayed flights, it simply wouldn't come in time. Refunds avaliable, we apologize for any inconvenience. A new date TBA soon.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 09:05 AM

View PostMarial-K, on 21 December 2012 - 12:49 AM, said:

Do the planets line up tomorrow?

No.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 09:20 AM

View Postpitchp, on 21 December 2012 - 01:31 AM, said:

It's not over yet, according to some conspiracy theorists

http://www.theage.co...1221-2bqdc.html

countdown is on! 10:11pm AEDT!
Well I didn't work this week to not get paid next week. Damn Mayans!

Plus I gots plans tonight :'(

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