You want an evil spirit in your house? I can help you.
But it will cost you your very soul!
Well, not your soul (if such a thing even exists). But it will cost you a plane tick to and from your city, plus cab fair to your home, some very nice meals, maybe a few beers, and a nice bed to crash on. Oh, and pay-per-view would be a plus while I'm there too.
Did I forget to mention I'm the evil spirit who'll be visiting you?
Well, I can be EEE-vil, Bruhahahaha! And people do say that I'm a spirited kind of guy.
Oops, there goes the seriousness of this thread.
Seriously, if you want evil spirits in your home then become clinically depressed. You'll not only start to see them, you'll also start to condemn some deity that you don't even believe in for having cursed you with them.
And I'm not joking about that either.
Edited by Kroe, 05 May 2010 - 01:21 AM.