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Favorite yo mama jokes?! :'D :'D :'D


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#1    Old Man Waffles

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 12:13 PM

so, what are your fave yo mama jokes? my favorite is 'yo mama so fat, she went to the cinema and sat next to everyone!' lol. :')

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 12:21 PM

Yo' mama so fat, she jumped up into the air and got stuck!

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 12:22 PM

View PostBiffSplitkins, on 11 June 2012 - 12:21 PM, said:

Yo' mama so fat, she jumped up into the air and got stuck!
LOVE IT! :D


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Posted 11 June 2012 - 01:50 PM

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.


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Posted 11 June 2012 - 01:55 PM

Yo mama is so fat, she burned down a crematorium.


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Posted 11 June 2012 - 02:18 PM

Yo Mama so fat they won't let her wear a Malcom X jacket cause they're afraid a helicopter will land on her back! :w00t:


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Posted 11 June 2012 - 02:21 PM

Yo mamma so fat she walked out in front of me when I was driving down the road and I ran out of petrol trying to avoid her.

Yo mamma so dumb I saw her staring at the side of a carton of orange juice and asked her what she was doing. She said "It says concetrate."


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Posted 11 June 2012 - 02:24 PM

lol. this is hilarious.

View PostAlienated Being, on 11 June 2012 - 01:55 PM, said:

Yo mama is so fat, she burned down a crematorium.



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Posted 11 June 2012 - 02:37 PM

Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 02:38 PM

Yo momma's so fat the sorting hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 04:20 PM

Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice.

Your momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.

Your momma's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.


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Posted 12 June 2012 - 05:01 PM

Your Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."



Your Mama is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.



Your Mama is so fat, she can reverse the effects of the moon on the tide.




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Posted 12 June 2012 - 05:17 PM

Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is KFC+.

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 07:11 PM

Your momma's so fat, when she gets cut, she bleeds Crisco.

Your momma's house is so small, when she orders a large pizza, she has to eat it outside.


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Posted 12 June 2012 - 09:37 PM

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she literally tries to jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo' Mama is so skinny, she can hula-hoop with a Fruit Loop!





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