well.. a friend asked me once, since she knows i do not believe in this alien conspiracy crap and all that, what i would do if a spaceship landed in our back yard and aliens came out.
heh, i told her that knowing me and how *I* am (i am one of those people you love to hate, because during times of unbelief and stress and tension when others are freaking, i am the calm one who acts normal, then breaks down AFTER everything is taken care of and no problems).
I would probably walk down the porch steps, look at the aliens up and down, smile and invite them in for a cup of tea
Then I would talk to them till they got tired of me, because if you think i am long winded while typing, you should see me in person! Oh and we have foster kitties and old ailing cats the pound was going to put down but we got instead.. so now at this time till homes are found for some, we have 12 cats and 2 dogs. so when one of the fearless cuddl but*s jump on their lap for pets i would smile and explain to them how to hold and cuddle a cat. and probably tell the dogs to 'stop sniffing there!'
then i would probably (after i found out if they were good or bad pet owners, and if i felt they would be good ones) ask them if they want a cat or two?
while they would try to leave, i would give each of em a hug and a cheek kiss, because that is how *I* am.. re-ask about them wanting a cat.. and when they say no and quickly leave the house.. i would say 'i love back door friends, feel free to drop by at any time!'
THAT is how *I* would handle the first visit with aliens if they showed up first in my yard
Now, if they turned out to come out mean and guns flaring, i would prolly just yell back to hte house 'johnny, get the damn gun off the shelf and haul ass out here!'
prolly send my daughter off to the neighbors so they could show up with their guns.. and we would then have to explain to the aliens that when they come visiting at MY home, they keep their violence to their ship and come to my home minding their manners or we would have to teach them their manners to them!
either way, i would still probably be asking if anyone wanted a pet cat
edited a word, some of our oldies are cuddle kits, seems i cant say a slu* word

rofl. didnt mean it as offensive
so changed it to something else
Edited by willowdreams, 08 April 2012 - 11:39 PM.