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[Taun]

Eldorado, on 11 July 2012 - 07:42 PM, said:

I object to your slur and feel I must defend this poor man.

Why have a blow-torch if you can't get stoned/drunk and burn stuff you shouldn't be burning?

Was only a wee fire, anyway.

Your comment reminds me of what happened a couple weeks ago at my sisters in Kansas...  They live in the country and when i went up to visit for the day they were clearing their property line - trimming tree limbs, cutting brush, and even cutting down a few trees...

So there they were - on tall rickety ladders - set on soft ground - using chainsaws with de-limbing attachements (long extensions),  next to a raging bon-fire, in 100(f) degree heat with no safety gear, drinking beer...   What could possibly go wrong?
(fortunately nothing did)...

[Mr. Smith]

"If you wish to live and thrive, Let a spider run alive. "
.. Old nursery rhyme.

[The Unseen]

Man .He should have just used Demon WP,It would have solved the spider problem and he would still have a house to live in,Hey but I bet he dosen't have to worry about spiders anymore.YIKES.

[Beckys_Mom]

Framling, on 11 July 2012 - 10:08 PM, said:

"If you wish to live and thrive, Let a spider run alive. "
.. Old nursery rhyme.

I hate spiders,  but I never will kill them..  ( cuz I am too afraid to get near one to do it lol ) .. Instead I get  the hubby to put it out

Edited by Beckys_Mom, 11 July 2012 - 11:47 PM.

[Device]

This is obviously a case of karma, deflecting back on the man for his misdeeds against nature.

[csspwns]

why would he do tat?!?!?!? cut the crack and use napkins next time

[CRIPTIC CHAMELEON]

Those poor spiders I hope they cocoon him in cobweb when he sleeps then we will see if they burn the cob webs of.

[csspwns]

yes and then the plants will strangle him to death or impale him with rose thorns tat are burning hot.

[Delovely5150]

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity, says Martin Luther King.

[DeathRain2012]

California man eh.. I'll bet that house wasn't the only thing you were burning down.

[Pandora7321]

They're spider webs. How about just a broom or really long stick??? Seriously. He saw spider webs and immediately jumped to a freaking blowtorch? I'd hate to see where his logic takes him the next time his steak is a little tough. "Honey, where's the chainsaw?!"

[Princess Tumbleweed]

I wonder if a water hose ever crossed his mind?  He would have saved himself a lot of trouble......plus he would have been giving the plants a drink!

[Eldorado]

Pandora7321, on 19 July 2012 - 04:31 PM, said:

They're spider webs. How about just a broom or really long stick??? Seriously. He saw spider webs and immediately jumped to a freaking blowtorch? I'd hate to see where his logic takes him the next time his steak is a little tough. "Honey, where's the chainsaw?!"

Am gonna try that with the chainsaw, now that you've suggested it.  

Just outa curiosity.

[schizoidwoman]

Eldorado, on 19 July 2012 - 05:00 PM, said:

Am gonna try that with the chainsaw, now that you've suggested it.  

Just outa curiosity.

Let us know how it goes once you're out of hospital!

[JonathanVonErich]

Eiliya Maida needs to join this forum. I repeat: this man must join this forum.

Can you imagine having a genius like that posting here on UM ?? UM needs a man like this. NOW.