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#1    Purifier

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 04:53 AM

I've looked all through this forum section and haven't seen any games exactly like this game. So here's how it works: I'll start the game off with a silly question, then another UM member can answer my question with a silly answer, while in that same post, the same UM member will post his/her silly question. And so on, for example:



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Purifier: Why is it "damned if you do and damned if you don't" ?


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Crazy Alien: Damn if I know!


Crazy Alien: Where do people in Hell, tell other people to go?


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Gail: Back to Earth.

Gail: Can anybody be a legend in their own mind?

And there you go, just like the examples above.
Really the only rule to this game is that a question has to be followed by an answer, then a question, then answer, and so on.

So anyway, I'll start out with the first and simple silly question........



Could I go back in time if I ran backwards?

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 06:36 AM

Only if you keep your hands over your eyes and chant, "I think I can, I think I can"

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 07:02 AM

Just the funny bone, the rest taste like chicken.


Do elves really make cookies?


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Posted 14 May 2012 - 05:49 PM

Yes. The main ingredients often involve Pixie dust, Brownie fertiliser, Mandrake root, Mistletoe berry, Ginger, Camel spit, Cinnamon and not least, but most important of all...Cannabis! Something to consider, next time you go to the store and buy cookies made by those sneaky Keebler Elves.



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Posted 17 May 2012 - 01:56 PM

I think it need a measured amount of lickety split and a good shake of a lamb tail... to be exact.

What is the true meaning of ....'Your eyes are bigger than your belly'?


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Posted 18 May 2012 - 04:24 AM

it means...wow I was being a greedy hog and now I have to throw this food away that I didn't finish because I'm full and there are people starving on the streets.

How did the word nuts come to mean crazy?

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 05:32 PM

If you open up a skull the brains inside look just like a cracked walnut.

On a similar theme why is it often said 'You head case'?


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Posted 20 May 2012 - 03:33 AM

Because they wanna know if they can download data into your head, for storage.




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Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:41 AM

No but the future would fly by for sure, Most likely because you would be sleeping through it with all the pain meds.

How did the word Cool become a meaning other than temperature?

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 08:37 PM

Because people are as cold as ice to care...


Why does one fall in love "head over heels" and not "heels over head"?


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Posted 30 May 2012 - 10:57 PM

 star.seed, on 29 May 2012 - 08:37 PM, said:

Because people are as cold as ice to care...


Why does one fall in love "head over heels" and not "heels over head"?
Because your head is heavier than your heels.

Why do you hurt the one you love?

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 05:10 PM

Because you don't really "Love the One You're With"  - 1970 Stephen Stills



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Posted 31 May 2012 - 05:55 PM

It fell down the back of the sofa.


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Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 07:05 PM

because they can't live without each other....


Why can't we teleport???


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Posted 01 June 2012 - 08:26 PM

You're too fat to beam.

Why can't I see behind me?

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