Ask Professor Giraffenstein

[Nytegaunt]

Opinions on this?

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

Pay special attention to the giraffe and his teachings on evolution.

Oh ... and the "What should you do if you find an Atheist?" part is just stunning.

Where do giraffe go for PhD's?

Oral Roberts U perhaps?

Edited May 1, 2007 by Nytegaunt

[eqgumby]

That is a truly amusing website over-all. Or frightening I suppose, depending on where you are coming from. I particularly enjoyed the segment on druids. Too funny.

[darkmoonlady]

You should see the documentary "Jesus Camp". If that doesn't freak you out nothing will. Parents in that have their kids reciting a rewritten fundamentalist christian pledge of alleigence and watching fundamentalist christian made videos on how evoluton is worng. Trust me its the tip of the iceberg.

[Opus Magnus]

They failed to mention the hawk that pecks at the eyes of Jesus.

[raistlan316]

Ok that is just really out there. I'd be willing to bet that 80% of christians would find this laughable at the very least and quite possibly offensive as well. I had to stiffle out a "What the Hell!" while I was sitting at my desk at work!

[Shadow_Hill]

That site is just too funny... especially the grumpy atheist bit... at first I thought it was a spoof site that takes the mickey out of Christians because it is just too stupid to be true.

[SilverCougar]

*points to self* Traumatized.

[Cradle of Fish]

"Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew"

I've never seen such an innocently anti-semetic thing in my life.

And since when did LOL stand for Love Our Lord. This has to be a joke site.

God gave the bombadier beetle the ability to shoot acid to protect itself from evil? How does an insect know the difference between good and evil?

Edited May 1, 2007 by Cradle of Fish

[The Gremlin]

OMG

this site is hillarious, it is soooo offensive

[Raptor]

That entire website is laughable.

Fossils are the buried remains of the wicked men and animals who perished 4,000 years ago in the flood!

So fish drowned because of the flood?

Makes more sense than the rest of the crap they say, I suppose.

[The Gremlin]

did anyone follow the 'gospel music through mime' link at the bottom? great tunes!!!

[Shadow_Hill]

Apparently Charles Darwin started an anti-Christian cult.

That expert in anti-occult whotnots looks like a spooky dude. Actually, all of the mug shots look a bit odd.

[Mekorig]

Teach you little childrens to become better fundies whit this site...highly educative. And remmeber kids, if you find a non-christian, get ready your tinder and torch!

[fullywired]

Catch them young and brainwash them seems to be the agenda

[darkmoonlady]

btw its a spoof site

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBJECTIVE:_Ministries

[crtDzyn]

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[fullywired]

btw its a spoof site

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBJECTIVE:_Ministries

We know that but do the kids that find it

[Purplos]

Thank God (ha ha ha) it is a spoof site.

I was checking out the 'kid's art' and found this gem: "Walk the straight path in JESUS' SANDALS

so the unsaved can see your beautiful toes!"

Yup... my toes will make believers of the heathen masses. Especially with their sparkling purple nail polish.

Edited May 2, 2007 by Purplos

[Hakubaku]

I always thought it was real 

Edited October 26, 2018 by Hakubaku
Mistake

[Sir Wearer of Hats]

The movement it started govern talk about Kirk Cameron’s excellent acting skills I knew it was a fake.

[XenoFish]

Necropost of an 11 year old thread.