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Was Jesus half-alien?


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#1    The Wanderer

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 08:52 PM

You know, the past couple of days as I’ve been walking around the lake during lunch, I’ve postulated the theory that Jesus Christ was really an alien DNA experiment, and that the whole premise of the human race is that we are a long-running genetic experiment being conducted by a very old (by our reckoning) race of people. Maybe they have been evolving for 500 billion years, and they live for 500,000 years. Let’s say they are a very peaceful, giving people.

They started this experiment say, 20 or 30 thousand years ago, and have been making repeated visits to our planet to infuse us with some sort of gene-splicing material. That’s why there were so many different people, from early ape-man, through Neanderthal to Cro-Magnon to modern Homo sapiens. Each jump in the evolutionary tree was another genetic test.

At one point, they decided to go with one race, let’s just say the Jews, maybe because they were the most cohesive, since they don’t intermingle much with other races. All the accounts you read about in the Old Testament are just the scientists trying to make sure that their control group doesn’t get destroyed.

Let’s say these alien people have evolved to the point where they can communicate through telepathy, and manipulate the elements around them using their minds. Let’s say you’re a shepherd named Moses in ancient Egypt, and you “hear” a voice telling you to do God’s will. Maybe this voice tells you his name is “Yahweh” (which could be the actual name of the lead scientist, for example), and you must do things for him and protect your people. When really what “Yahweh” wants to do is protect his experiment, and continue to get “funding” for it! It goes on and on through the years.

They tried to accelerate the process too much by making Mary pregnant with Jesus. They impregnated her with half the DNA from one of their own. That’s why Jesus was able to do all those things. He grew up knowing he was somehow different than the rest of the kids (as he would be if his DNA was half-alien), and at some point in his life, he got a “calling” to go out by himself. (Once again, “Yahweh” communicating into his mind)

Maybe at that point, this race revealed themselves to him, and showed him some of the marvelous things he could do, being half-them. They show him how to help his fellow man, since they were a benevolent people, and thought they were doing all this to help us move closer along the evolutionary ladder toward them. He was able to know what people were thinking, when power went out of him, make food miraculously appear, heal sick people, etc. All because he was half-alien, from a 500 billion year old race. But, all that he did was not understood; he was far too advanced for the people of that time, and so he was killed.

Maybe he didn’t really die, or die as we know it, but on a cellular level went into some sort of hibernation until his body could regenerate. At that time, maybe the results of his regeneration were that he became more like the race of aliens from ??? (maybe Alpha Centauri, it’s the closest star), and they couldn’t allow him to stay or it would blow the experiment. He was physically taken from the planet.

That’s why, in the 1st book of Acts, you read of him “ 9After he said this, he was taken up before their very eyes, and a cloud hid him from their sight. 10They were looking intently up into the sky as he was going, when suddenly two men dressed in white stood beside them. 11"Men of Galilee," they said, "why do you stand here looking into the sky? This same Jesus, who has been taken from you into heaven, will come back in the same way you have seen him go into heaven."

Those two were other members of the scientific expedition making sure that the illusion was maintained.

Maybe they will be back in another 1000 years or so. That’s not so long to a race that lives 500,000 years. Maybe they’ll return, with Christ, since he is now a lot like them, when they think we’re ready to accept the idea that we’re not alone.




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Posted 15 November 2006 - 11:57 PM

It makes sense to me  ...

The tower of Babel  .and the great separation...eg of speaking different languages..religions... the racial descrimination could have been to keep the races...'experiments' seperate...to see how each blend... DNA experiment evolved...


Memories of these experiments have been passed down as myths..legends... Atlantis...hints in the bible...


unsure.gif I found this site.... I wonder how it went????

http://www.religion-cults.com/cloning/jesus.htm


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Posted 16 November 2006 - 12:28 AM

Wanderer....Your theory is a s good as any. Many more like yours out there. I like your take on the Name Yahweh....clever. My personal feeling is that somehow aliens are involved with our creation. But that's just MHO. I may be totally wrong but I'm a......


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Posted 16 November 2006 - 12:40 AM

If Jesus was part alien, I would think he would have come up with some better material than the warmed over Greek, Zen, Vedic and Zoroastrian philosophy he traded in -- not a single thing Jesus said had not been uttered before by other, wiser philosphers and figures or all sorts ...

If he was part alien, why are there no reports of him looking anything different than an ordinary human being ....?


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Posted 16 November 2006 - 01:16 AM

I don't think you can claim this as your theory.  I'm sure I read it in a science fiction book.

Plus since you presented no evidence this really can't be called a theory.  It may be a hypothesis, at best.

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 01:17 AM

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If he was part alien, why are there no reports of him looking anything different than an ordinary human being ....?
Who says we know what aliens look like?


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Posted 16 November 2006 - 03:11 PM

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I don't think you can claim this as your theory.  I'm sure I read it in a science fiction book.

Plus since you presented no evidence this really can't be called a theory.  It may be a hypothesis, at best.


Well sure, I have no evidence. No one has any evidence. It's all just a theory, or a hypothesis, or fanciful thinking. What caused the big bang? Who knows? Maybe there wasn't one. Again, who knows for sure? If it makes you feel better to call it a hypothesis, go right ahead.

As far as the "hypothesis" being written somewhere else, it could have been. I have been an avid science fiction buff since I was but a "wee lad"! Maybe I picked it up along the way.

Even a belief in Christ is just that --- a belief. You can't prove he was the Son Of God anymore than I can prove he was an alien experiment. I tend to think that the natural processes that have been established (by whom?) are the most logical explanation for just about anything. The simplest explanation is usually the best. And it doesn't take a belief in God, or take away from that belief, to think that way.

For the record, I do think that there is a purpose to all this, even though I fully admit that I cannot know what it is. I’m just part of the greater universe, and there’s NO way I can even begin to understand the complexity of everything that is in it.

I do think that part of the equation is Christ, whatever that part is (maybe he really WAS an alien DNA experiment), but I am more willing now to entertain various ideas, and use my own logic and intellect to look at stated doctrines with a critical eye. I no longer accept things on “blind” faith.

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 03:13 PM

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If Jesus was part alien, I would think he would have come up with some better material than the warmed over Greek, Zen, Vedic and Zoroastrian philosophy he traded in -- not a single thing Jesus said had not been uttered before by other, wiser philosphers and figures or all sorts ...

If he was part alien, why are there no reports of him looking anything different than an ordinary human being ....?


Well, you do have to go with what you've got.

That's the philosophies that were around at the time. Remember, he would have been part human.

Anyway, my .02


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Posted 16 November 2006 - 03:15 PM

part alien?..like a hybrid?...maybe were all aliens. hmm.gif

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 03:27 PM

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I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on one side
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an Englishman in New York

See me walking down Fifth Avenue
A walking cane here at my side
I take it everywhere I walk
I'm an Englishman in New York

I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York

If, "Manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say

I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York

Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety
You could end up as the only one
Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society
At night a candle's brighter than the sun

Takes more than combat gear to make a man
Takes more than a license for a gun
Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
A gentleman will walk but never run

If, "Manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say

I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York


Sorry, just had to paste this (copyright Sting) as it sprung to mind.

Christ as an alien has been bandied around many times, but why assume alien means ET. Christ was just different so in that sense was alien.

[disclaimer] This is not in any way an argument for Christ as the Son of God [/disclaimer]

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 04:29 PM

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If he was part alien, why are there no reports of him looking anything different than an ordinary human being ....?


Actually there was one of him as a shape shifter.
He was recognized by his voice.

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Posted 16 November 2006 - 04:45 PM


Kuda ides covjece? - Where are you going, Human?

Written by the Bosnian-Croation physik professor Filip Curlukic in 1990.

Topic: Alien races manipulating Human DNA to create the perfect Human.

Yahweh - the name of the CEO of the intergalactic institution.

Way of comunication: Telepathy.

I am sorry Wanderer, but I read the book. Hope you get the messege.


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Posted 16 November 2006 - 05:28 PM

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Kuda ides covjece? - Where are you going, Human?

Written by the Bosnian-Croation physik professor Filip Curlukic in 1990.

Topic: Alien races manipulating Human DNA to create the perfect Human.

Yahweh - the name of the CEO of the intergalactic institution.

Way of comunication: Telepathy.

I am sorry Wanderer, but I read the book. Hope you get the messege.


Really? Wow! To be quite honest, I don't know what book you're talking about.

I would love to read it.

What is the name?


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Posted 16 November 2006 - 05:33 PM

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part alien?..like a hybrid?...maybe were all aliens. hmm.gif


Maybe we are.

We're definitely part of something much greater than any of us. Just look up into the night sky.


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Posted 16 November 2006 - 05:43 PM

The name of the book is in Croation " Where are you going, Human (or Humanity ).

I have read it years ago. Very interesting.

The writer trys to combine modern science, evolution, religion and of course imagination.

I do not know if there is an English version of the book.

His stand point is that, as you said in your opening post, an intergalactic sociaty is manipulating the human DNA to create Humans much alike like them. Not necesarily in "shape" but more mentaly.

Just like on other planets, live began with Darwins evolution of live, and later came the religion to supress the agressive human nature.

That is why throught the religios history we have messengers, the CEO-s managers, supervisors etc.

I like the explanation of the time difference for God and his angels and the earthly time.

I.e. when god says ( in Quran ) that for us 50.000 or 5000 years is for him one day,
the writer explains that as possible timetravel or lightyears.

Lots of interesting stuff in this book ( close to 400 pages ).





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