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#1    Bracket

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Posted 16 January 2011 - 02:31 AM

Pick any two or more celebrities to fight.

The next person will vote on who they think would win out of said celebrities. Feel free to describe how they win, in way that's as over the top and funny, or bloody, as you want.

It can be group fights, It doesn't have to be one on ones.

Here, I'll start

The Jonas Brothers vs. The Olsen Twins
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Posted 16 January 2011 - 02:46 AM

I think The Olsen Twins would win, simply because they have been together since birth and have this special connection, they know how the other one think, i think it would be a huge advantage for them. Since most of the Jonas Brothers are queer the Twins can't use their charm to win, however they'll use pills and powder to get the victory. Not a very bloody fight, the fight stopped when the Brothers all started to cry.

Winners : Olsen Twins


NEXT MATCH : Megan Fox VS Hayden Panettiere

Edited by JVE, 16 January 2011 - 02:57 AM.


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Posted 16 January 2011 - 03:44 AM

Megan Fox , because she is hotter to me , and I didn't see that part of JVE's post before I posted..( sorry JVE )


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Above beats below...

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Next Match :





Stephen Hawking - vs - Christopher Reeves ( post horse accident)




I didn't make this topic , but still....There is my match. :blush:

Edited by Sakari, 16 January 2011 - 03:49 AM.

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#4    Bracket

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Posted 16 January 2011 - 04:32 AM

View PostSakari, on 16 January 2011 - 03:44 AM, said:

Stephen Hawking - vs - Christopher Reeves ( post horse accident)

Well, of course Superman would win. I can just see them driving at eachother at full speed like a demolition derby.

You do know we're going to get a post by BigK because of those pics, right?

Ok, next match.

Lassie vs. Benji
I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 16 January 2011 - 05:12 AM

benji is the winner, uses low down dirty dog tricks to destroy the effeminate lassie :ph34r:


next fight: Micheal Jackson v Justin Bieber
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Posted 16 January 2011 - 05:26 AM

View Postjust a bloke, on 16 January 2011 - 05:12 AM, said:

benji is the winner, uses low down dirty dog tricks to destroy the effeminate lassie :ph34r:


next fight: Micheal Jackson v Justin Bieber

Since both are androgynous what kind of fight could there be, but b**** slapping, and necrophilia!

Next Fight: Mickey Rourke vs Jesse Ventura

Edited by Enoonmai, 16 January 2011 - 06:08 AM.

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Posted 16 January 2011 - 06:13 AM

Gotta go with Ventura everytime. Rourke played at being a fighter, while Ventura actually was a navy S.E.A.L



Call this one the "Blush in the Brush"
Liberace vs Elton John
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#8    Bracket

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Posted 16 January 2011 - 06:27 AM

View Postthe1truebat, on 16 January 2011 - 06:13 AM, said:

Call this one the "Blush in the Brush"
Liberace vs Elton John

I'd have to go with Elton John. Liberace would be slowed down by the crazy clothes.

Steve Carell vs. Will Ferrell
I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 16 January 2011 - 06:37 AM

View Postthe1truebat, on 16 January 2011 - 06:13 AM, said:

Gotta go with Ventura everytime. Rourke played at being a fighter, while Ventura actually was a navy S.E.A.L



Call this one the "Blush in the Brush"
Liberace vs Elton John

Rourke was always a boxer, I wont say the best, but hey, he won some and lost some. He's also a great actor in my opinion!

Liberace because of the candleabra, though Elton did have some very funky glasses.

Next Round: George Dubya vs Barrack Obama
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Posted 17 January 2011 - 07:28 AM

You skipped mine, Enoonmai.  :P

Edited by Bracket, 17 January 2011 - 07:28 AM.

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.




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