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#106    Abramelin

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 10:00 AM

View PostCJsMom, on 22 December 2012 - 09:45 AM, said:

looks like the mayans were wrong because the world didn't come to an end yesterday .

Oh well...

The Mayans didn't predict the end of the world.

That was cooked up by Jose Arguelles and his gullible followers.


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Posted 22 December 2012 - 10:12 AM

And they didnt predict their own demise !!!


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Posted 22 December 2012 - 07:28 PM

Hello? Did anyone survive? I'm in a nuclear bunker at the moment when I found out that Nigerian ticket seller was a crook and I wasn't going to Mars! I've got enough supplies to last another 3 or 4 hours, at a push. I've got plenty of supplies but I'm greedy and can't ration myself.
I've also got a radio on VHF 16 156.099MHz, so any fellow survivors can contact me. And I have a canoe. If anybody's out there, please get in touch. We need to help each other out if Mankind is to survive.
Over.


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Posted 22 December 2012 - 09:33 PM

View PostWeatherspoon, on 22 December 2012 - 07:28 PM, said:

Hello? Did anyone survive? I'm in a nuclear bunker at the moment when I found out that Nigerian ticket seller was a crook and I wasn't going to Mars! I've got enough supplies to last another 3 or 4 hours, at a push. I've got plenty of supplies but I'm greedy and can't ration myself.
I've also got a radio on VHF 16 156.099MHz, so any fellow survivors can contact me. And I have a canoe. If anybody's out there, please get in touch. We need to help each other out if Mankind is to survive.
Over.
total devastation - none of us survived. best stay put
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#110    Harte

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 02:55 AM

View PostCJsMom, on 22 December 2012 - 09:45 AM, said:

looks like the mayans were wrong because the world didn't come to an end yesterday .

Oh well...

The world wasn't supposed to end.

The world underwent a spiritual renewal and cleansing.  Can't you feel it?

Now there will be no more war.  It's all peace and love from here on out.

Hold on.

(What?  You're shittin me!)

Nevermind.  I guess we'll have to wait another baktun or so.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 08:46 PM

Hey!!! I'm waiting for the Cosmic Alignment to bring me some FREAKING PEACE ALREADY!!!! ARRRRGGGG!!!!

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 06:30 AM

View PostWeatherspoon, on 22 December 2012 - 07:28 PM, said:

Hello? Did anyone survive? I'm in a nuclear bunker at the moment when I found out that Nigerian ticket seller was a crook and I wasn't going to Mars! I've got enough supplies to last another 3 or 4 hours, at a push. I've got plenty of supplies but I'm greedy and can't ration myself.
I've also got a radio on VHF 16 156.099MHz, so any fellow survivors can contact me. And I have a canoe. If anybody's out there, please get in touch. We need to help each other out if Mankind is to survive.
Over.
The entire world is irradiated, the only hope now is to eat the other survivors.


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Posted 24 December 2012 - 05:42 PM

You lot must think I'm stupid or something. Saying there's no survivors. There's at least 3 people survived cause they've posted on here AFTER 21st December!! If no-one survived how did they do that???
Also in this bunker I found a strange room with weird objects in it. There was a box type device that got really hot inside when you turned it on and had like ring things on top that shot out small blue flames. Nearby was another thing, also box like but taller than the first, that was really cold inside and had shelves in it. I think this is some kind of animal killing machine, because there were dead chickens in packets and things inside. Anyway it was in this room that I found another calendar that went past 21st December and ends on 31st December. Then it stops. It didn't carry on into next year or anything. We've got another apocalypse in a weeks time! Only about 3 or 4 people seem to have survived the last one, and now we've got another one straight after!!

Edited by Weatherspoon, 24 December 2012 - 05:42 PM.


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Posted 24 December 2012 - 05:50 PM

No one survived we're in re-runs

AA LOGIC
They didn't use thousands of workers - oops forgot about the work camps
There's no evidence for ramps - You found one?...Bummer
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Posted 25 December 2012 - 09:51 AM

Hilarious. Wonderful post. And we're all still here.

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Posted 25 December 2012 - 03:52 PM

i think it's safe to assume that the mayans didn't in fact have any prophecies. can we all focus on some other ridiculous and baseless predictions now and let the mayans rest for a bit??


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Posted 26 December 2012 - 03:14 AM

View PostRlyeh, on 24 December 2012 - 06:30 AM, said:

The entire world is irradiated, the only hope now is to eat the other survivors.
You are OUT OF YOUR MIND!!  :o

Eat irradiated meat?

God knows what sort of cancer that'll give me.

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 06:17 AM

View PostWeatherspoon, on 24 December 2012 - 05:42 PM, said:

You lot must think I'm stupid or something. Saying there's no survivors. There's at least 3 people survived cause they've posted on here AFTER 21st December!! If no-one survived how did they do that???
Also in this bunker I found a strange room with weird objects in it. There was a box type device that got really hot inside when you turned it on and had like ring things on top that shot out small blue flames. Nearby was another thing, also box like but taller than the first, that was really cold inside and had shelves in it. I think this is some kind of animal killing machine, because there were dead chickens in packets and things inside. Anyway it was in this room that I found another calendar that went past 21st December and ends on 31st December. Then it stops. It didn't carry on into next year or anything. We've got another apocalypse in a weeks time! Only about 3 or 4 people seem to have survived the last one, and now we've got another one straight after!!

Friggin' hilarious! Bravo. :nw:

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 12:13 AM

Are you serious, weatherspoon? Oh my god. [Shakes head]


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Posted 27 December 2012 - 03:24 AM

View PostWeatherspoon, on 24 December 2012 - 05:42 PM, said:

You lot must think I'm stupid or something. Saying there's no survivors. There's at least 3 people survived cause they've posted on here AFTER 21st December!! If no-one survived how did they do that???
we're all in your mind weatherspoon. sorry man. you've gone mad is all.






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